Amoria (Maplestory)

Toniyo: *kicks Dark out of the topic* Stupid... I need to speak to Light about this. He's trying to assassinate my brother and I.

Alice:...That is dangerous.


*Another white flash appears and time starts moving*


A random guy:Hey!How did that happen?!..That guy just dissapeared...

Kunari: ....Screw this! I'll finish this myself. I now pronounce you husband and wife, just kiss already!!!

Alice:no!I cannot..I want to live a peaceful life...I cannot live with a man that always gets in trouble.

*Alice gives Toniyo one final kiss and then runs away crying*

Toniyo: ....*angry* It's Dark's fault. THAT'S IT!!

Kunari: And I thought I have issues! O.o *headslap* Oh jeez. I need to ask Yuping for some asprin!!

*And whilst Alice runs..She trips*


Alice:Ooow...


*Her panties are shown*


Random pervert:Ooooh..White*Gets nosebleed*

Alice:*Quickly rises and punches pervert in face*You pervert!

*Alice then leaves topic*

Toniyo: Alice!! WAIT!! *leaves topic*

Kunari: Whoa, I gotta finish this wedding, chapel or no chapel! I'll lose my job! *leaves topic*

OOC:Im not sure theese guys are free..But i think they are...

IC:
*Suddenly Landon and Sara enters the chapel*


Landon:Hi!We would like to get married

Sara:Yes..I love Landon

*Kunari arrives, but noticed the new couple*

Kunari: Oh no! O_O; Already a new wedding?! *gets on the stand*

Landon:Will you get this over with?I have a work to do..

*Suddenly Landon takes out a wounded person from his pockets and a scalpel*

Landon:Alright...*Heals wounds*

Sara:Don't you dare work at our wedding!

Kunari: Skip the blah blah blah, i pronounce you husband and wife..... Kiss first, then I need your help. The soon to be husband Toniyo and soon to be wife Alice are heartbroken thanks to that wedding crasher...

*Sara and Landon kisses eachother*

Landon:Were married now Honey!

Sara:Yaay!

Kunari: Now I have to leave. the Chapel is beyond repairs. *leaves the destroyed chapel*

Landon:Shall we leave?

Sara:Alright

*Landon and Sara leaves the topic*

*Kunari leaves the topic*

*Cortex appears with the Dark Prognosticus in the chapel*

Cortex: Ah, here comes our two bait, i mean, couple.

*A man in tuxedo and woman in wedding dress comes to Cortex*

Cortex: Ah, dearly beloved. We have gathered here for this very special ceremony and blah blah blah. I'm skipping the silly dialog and moved on to this. Anyway, Do you, sir, take your girl to be your wife?

Man: Yes.

Cortex: You woman, take your boy to be your husband?

Woman: Yes.

Cortex: Please exchange the rings and if anyone objects, we don't care. I now pronounce you husband and wife!!

*The husband and wife kissed when suddendly.*

Cortex: MORE LIKE TWO SUCKERS WHO FELL FOR IT!!

*A Chaos Heart appears as the void appears in every topic. N. Gin appears*

N. Gin: LOOK OVER THERE! *points at the void*

Cortex: Yes ain't a beauty. Too bad their wedding is stopped. *blasted the couple*

*Uka Uka appears*

Uka Uka: YES!! The Chaos Heart's effect make that void appear! Once it gets big, there's nothing they can do to stop it!! HA HA HA HA HA!! *leaves topic with Cortex, N. Gin, and the Chaos Heart*

*Dooplisselle appears in the topic*

*The void grew bigger*

Dooplisselle: Whatever, I'm not saving the world right now. I'm on vacation.

Person: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

*The vilalgers of Amoria run around screaming*

Dooplisselle: Whatever. *Lays down*

Person: Lazy person. <_<

Person B: Dude, some crazy stuffed animal invasion just strucked in Smash Town!

Dooplisselle: Stupid... Overrated... Webkinz. I'm on my break. So go away.

Person: K.

Dooplisselle: Well? Go away.