Clearleaf Forest and Teensie Village (Rayman)

Teensie: HOLY!! *fused with the cat, transforming to... I don't know, make up the name for this chimera.*

The Teensie and cat form a..."Clawed Midget".

Pokey: Behold, the "Clawed Midget!"

Clawed Midget: Oh... this is going to suck worse than the time I visit my pappy's elephant farm..

The Pig Masks start putting more Teensies in the machine with various animals and merging them together.

Teensie: BIG NOSE, WHERE YOU ARE... GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!

*Globox arrives in the topic*

Globox: Wait! Rayman is supposed to arrive here--

Pokey: Ooh, another species for me to create a chimera with!

Globox: What species? *clueless.*

Pig Mask: That would be you.
The Pig Mask tosses Globox into the machine with...a T-Rex. The Pig Mask then turns on the machine.

*But the machine just shut off for some reason. It's on cool-down mode for 15 minutes.*

Globox: What kind of a kid are you?! A mad scientist?!

Pokey: As you didn't realize, I now own this pathetic village.

Globox: You're as bad as Razorbeard, I swear!

Pokey: Shut up! And there is no mere hero who can stop me now!

Globox: You forgot about Rayman. And I rather not be fused up by this big reptile.

T-Rex: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

Pokey: Hmm.. I got a better idea. Maybe I can lure your friend over as you are going to be the bait. That way, I will fuse you and your friend.

Globox: What?! I am not going to let you do that.

Pokey: Would you prefer to be the T-Rex's lunch?

Globox: ...No?

Pokey: I want the Pig Masks to find this "Rayman" and bring him here. Perhaps this could be the new chimera to defeat Ness.

Globox: WHAT?!

Some Pig Masks salute and leave the topic.

Pokey: By the way, you might want to see my Ultimate Chimera beat up some clumsy muscular person back at New Pork City. *snaps fingers.* Bring on the television now!

A computer screen shows the Ultimate Chimera mauling Clark.

Clark: *on TV* I don't deserve this kind of abuse!!

The Pig Masks re-enter the topic, carrying Rayman.

Pokey: Good, looks like you guys are getting a promotion.

Rayman: O_O What have you done to Clearleaf Forest?!!

Pig Mask: Changed it for the better.
The Pig Masks throw Rayman into the Chimera-Making Machine.

Globox: Rayman!! You got caught too?

Rayman: Globox! Are you alright?!

Globox: Not for long...

Pokey: Any last words before we fuse you two up?

Globox: Uh... We have to go to the bathroom..

Pokey: O_O?

Rayman: Yeah, I drank alot of orange juice before this happened.

Pokey: >_> Oh fine. Release them and let them go to the bathroom.

The Pig Masks open the machine.

*Rayman and Globox are going to the nearby boy's restroom.*

Globox: Oh Rayman, I am happy that you're ok.. But how are we going to get out of this?

Rayman: Don't worry Globox. I have a plant that can get us out of this mess. Do you still have the power to summon the raincloud?

Globox: Boy, I haven't used it for a long time.

Rayman: Now it's the time.

Globox: But I can't do it here. It doesn't work that way.

Rayman: Do it here in the inside, and the raincloud will appear on the outside. Send the cloud to the machine and cause it to malfunction from the water sensitivity.

Globox: Ok.. I'll try. *summons the raincloud outside by dancing inside.*

*The Rainbloud goes to the Chimera-Making and pours it with rain. As a result, the Chimera-Making's sensitivity to water caused it to break it down.*

Pokey: O_O Something's wrong here. You, what's the weather forecast?

Pig Mask: It was supposed to be sunny, I think.

Pokey: Then what is that doing here?

*The raincloud creates a thunderbolt on the machine, destroying it.*

Pokey: ....Check the bathroom.

*Rayman and Globox both hide in the toilets*

*One of the Pig Masks enter the boy's bathroom.*

Pig Mask: They're gone! Something's fishy is going on here--

*Rayman jumps out of the toilet and knocks the Pig Mask's lights out.*

Globox: *jumps out of the toilet* Remind me to not to go in the toilet again Rayman. It's filthy.

Rayman: We all have to take the risk sometimes. *walks out of the bathroom with Globox.*

Pokey: I don't understand! How can that raincloud destroy my machine when it's already sunny?! Why?

Rayman: *whips out his plunger gun.* Maybe it's because WE defy the laws of nature!! *Blast the plunger at Pokey.*

Pokey: MMMMMMMRRRRFFFFFFF!!!

Pig Masks start firing lasers at Rayman and Globox.

Globox: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Runs and cowers*

*Rayman avoids the lasers and shoot plungers at the Pig Masks.*

Pokey: Perhaps that this forest is guarded by that limbless loser! *walks away, then comes back with the Pig Tank Mega.*

The Toad Military leave topic!