Planet Sirius (Serious Sam)

This is the futuristic planet. It's almost like Earth, but much complex.

*Serious Sam arrives in Planet Sirius.*

Serious Sam: Ah, home sweet home! Now I can get some serious R and R around here. *relaxs on the hammock.*

*There are Shadow Bugs in the topic, forming the Primids.*

Serious Sam: Zzz... Wuh... *sees the Primid* Holy cow.. O.o What the hell are you douchebags suppose to be?

*The Primids surrounded Serious Sam.*

Serious Sam: Heh, you just picked the serious guy. Well good news to you, because you asked for it!! *whips out his weaponry and blasts the Primids*

*The Primids are too much to get blasted. They are chasing Serious Sam.*

Serious Sam: Ooooh s**t! Oh s**t! OH S**T!!!

*Duon suddenly appears infront of Serious Sam*

Serious Sam: Well lookie here, it's a two bodied mutant. I seen better in television culture than that wannabe.

*Duon's sword side brings it's head blade down, trying to slice Serious Sam in two.*

*Serious Sam dodges the attack and pulls out his shotgun.*

Serious Sam: EAT BULLETS AND DIE!! *Blasts Duon.*

*The bullets have litle effect on Duon, who switches to his Cannon side. It then begins to blast homing missles at Sam.*

*Serious Sam grabs and throws the homing missiles back at Duon.*

*Duon blasts the missles out of the sky. It then attempts to whack him with on of it's cannons.*

Serious Sam: *steps out of the way.* You may be big, but I'm serious! *Gets out his flamethrower and burns Duon*

*Duon is damaged, but an energy ball appears on Duon's Cannon head, firing three beams at Serious Sam, each going fast, and marked at his exact location*

*Serious Sam gets blasted away.*

*Duon rolls off, but doesn't leave the topic*

Serious Sam: *chases Duon* Come back here! I'm not finished with you!! *Blasts Duon with his rocket launcher.*

*Duon simply stops and goes in reverse, squishing Sam, seeing as he's running after Duon*

Serious Sam: I'll destroy you!!! *keeps blasting the missiles at Duon.*

*Duon's sword side turns around and cuts the missles in half, then starts slicing Serious Sam.*

*But since he cuts the missiles in half, the missiles instantly explodes, damaging Duon. Serious Sam avoids the attack.*

*Duon suddenly starts spinning in place, causing Sam to slowly be pulled towards him.*

Serious Sam: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! *tries to avoid getting pulled.*

*Duon keeps spinning, pulling in other objects such as small rocks and other related items.*

*Serious Sam threw a Serious Bomb at Duon, doing massive damage.*

Serious Sam: A serious victory goes to Sam!! You suck!

*A Trowlon appears and lifts Serious Sam upwards.*

Serious Sam: What??!? WAIT!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNN!! *out of the topic.*

*Duon leaves the topic*