The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II)

Mimi: Why, yes I was!

E. Nigma: Then if that is true, then that means you must be Mimi.

Mimi: Exact-i-tact-a-ly!

E. Nigma: Now that that's been cleared up, what are you doing here, Mimi?

Mimi: Well, I think you have some competition.

E. Nigma: Who?

Mimi: Some dude named Platinum.

E. Nigma stops and thinks.

E. Nigma: We might need to take this "Platinum" out.

Mimi: I think he has plans to take over the world and stuff.

E. Nigma: Not unless we take it over first! Have you found out where he is right now?

Mimi: Hazy Maze Cave.

E. Nigma: I'll go myself to set him straight.

E. Nigma waves his hand over the black hole and the sight of Hazy Maze Cave can be seen. E. Nigma jumps into the black hole and out of the topic.

Mimi and Wuya also enter it.

A Black Hole Appears. Mimi and Wuya jump out of it.

Followed by E. Nigma.

E. Nigma: Wuya, could you please see if Johnathin is done?

Piedmon: This is ridiculous. *leaves the topic.*

E. Nigma: Hmph, his loss... I'll have to make sure to kill him since he is of no further use to us.

Minion: Hey, E. Nigma. Where are we going to terrorize the living?

*Parakarry arrives in the topic holding a bunch of mails.*

Parakarry: Well I'm supposed to bring in the mails to the people, what did you expect?

Old Man: ....Who are you talking to, young man?

*Parakarry enters the Organization Building.*

Parakarry: I got a mail for.. *reads it* Roxas.

Dusk Nobody: He is no longer a member. Now get out.

Parakarry: Do you know where he went?

Dusk Nobody: No.

Parakarry: Alright. Thanks anyway. *flies out of the topic.*

*The Mob Car arrives and parks in front of the organization building.*

Marvin: This is the best place you could come up with Mongo?

Mongo: Yes. And the heart-shaped moon doesn't mean the love. It's hate.

Marvin: OK, you throw the brick at their place?

Maurice: I DID! They're doing it anyway!

Mongo: And we's gonna teach these two freelance losers not to interrupt the hit.

*The DeSoto arrives and parks.*

Sam: Well, here we are Max. This is the best darkest city we could find.

Max: And it's basicly a rip-off of New York and Tokyo.

Sam: Now where are we going to find the mobs--

*Mongo and Marvin point their guns at Sam and Max as Maurice holds up a dagger.*

Mongo: Here we are, and here you are. You two just screwed up big time.

Max: Actually, we did this on--

Mongo: SHUT UP! *bashes Max with his gun.*

Max: Tee hee hee! ^_^ That tickles, Sam.

Sam: You were trying to kill a 5-star celebritiy. Why?

Mongo: That damn rabbit didn't pay the debt to our "insurance premium."

Sam: So you're trying to scam the rabbit by making him pay the insurance you own? And if he doesn't, you'll kill him?

Max: Oh pee-shaw! Everyone knows that you can't kill toons.

Mongo: Oh no? *whips out the need with Dip in it*

Sam: GREAT CEASER'S GHOST WITH A SIDE OF SALAD!

Max: AHH! I had nightmares of these things, Sam!

Mongo: This is "Dip." And Dip kills toons. And for that, toons will be erased from existance, which you two are ACTUALLY toons. One shot from this poison and you twos are dead.

Maurice: SLICE THEIR %#%@ HEADS OFF! HE HE HE HE HA HA HA--

Sam: Well Max, this could be the end of the Freelance Police..

Max: I know Sam. *to Marvin* Before we die, I wanted to ask you a question.

Marvin: What is it, punk?

Max: What's a "Nobody?"

Marvin: Nobody?! You're nobodies, punk!

Mongo: Let's finish them off for Don Minjo!

Sam: I don't think so.

Marvin: Oh yeah? What is it?

Sam: Look behind ya.

*Marvin, Maurice, and Mongo does so.*