Destiny Islands (Kingdom Hearts)

Sam: *Sees Kairi* And I thought this island was deserted.

Max: And she's even hotter than Britney Spears. Hey Sam, should we ask her where are we?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to! *walks over to Kairi* Excuse me, but what island are we?

Kairi turns to Sam and immediately starts backing away.
Kairi: A-are you a Heartless?

Max: Sam, what's a Heartless? Because I'm a pancreasless

Sam: Actually I'm a 6-foot dog and my friend is a oddball rabbity thing. Why?

Kairi: Well, Heartless usually steal people's hearts...

Sam: I knew that. But we're using this kind of power to steal the criminal's anyway.

Max: And eat them. They have alot of calories. Hey, maybe we'll steal their hearts and restore ourselves back to normal!

Sam: Anyway, what's your name?

Kairi: Kairi. I think you two are the first "good" Heartless I've ever met.

Sam: Aww, shucks.

Max: Call me cute, then I am blocking you from my MySpace page, if you have one. Euggh.. I hate being cute.

Sam: So what is this island we're in?

Kairi: Destiny Island. Some people might be scared of you two...

Sam: She's right. If they see us, they'll have to run for their lives and scream like little girls. I'm even scared silly when I look at myself through the mirror.

Max: I wanted to paint a protrait of myself in this condition.

Sam: Anyway, maybe we'll tell you the whole story why we were like this.

*Sam explained the whole mafia story to Kairi.*

Kairi: Do you know what happened to that "Don Minjo" guy?

Sam: I don't know. And we don't know where his hideout is.

Max: And I heard he's pretty tough, so we'll be needing some reinforcements. Say, are your friends are good with combat?

Kairi: Of course! They've fought Heartless and Nobodies hundreds of time.

Max: Cool, we could use their help--

*A Conch is ringing.. (what...?)*

Max: I GOT IT!! *picks up the conch, but gets pinched by a crustatan that is in the shell.* AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

*Sam grabs the conch. It works like a phone.*

Sam: *To Kairi* Excuse me a minute, Kairi. *to the conch* Yeah? Uh huh? Yep. Ok? No, you're kidding? OK! We'll get right on it!! *hangs up the conch.*

Max: Was that the invertabrate that demands revenge for me eating his "friends?"

Sam: That was the comissioner, Max. He said that he found a location to the don's hideout. It's in the bizarre themepark.

Max: A bizzare theme park?! I bet there are dozens of mobsters lurking around.

Kairi: Do you know WHAT theme park?

Max: A theme park called "Witchyworld!"

Kairi: Then we should probably go get Sora and Riku...

Sam: That's a good idea!

Kairi starts walking towards Sora.

*Sam and Max follows Kairi.*

Max: Say Sam? What do you that was the Don looks like?

Sam: He's the same species as his goons, what else?

Sam: *sees Sora; to Kaira* That's your best friend? He looks cool

Max: Hey Sam! What's that big key he's holding?

Max: *sleeps like he doesn't care.*

Sora turns to Sam and Max.
Sora: Erm...who are you guys?

Sam: Sam & Max: Freelance Police.

Sora: And how come you look just like Heartless? I should-
Kairi runs up to Sora.
Kairi: WAIT! They're good Heartless!