Marrymore (Super Mario RPG)

King Dedede: *eats the popcorn* Hah, this oughta be interesting. Someday I'll find the wife of my own.

A Female Penguin about the size of King Dedede sits two seats over from King Dedede.

(You control the Priest, Karasz)

King Dedede: Speak of the devil! O_O

Priest: We have gathered here for this wonderful ceremony between the soon-to-be husband and soon-to-be wife.. As without further ado, we shall begin. Mr. Toniyo, do you take Ms. Alanna to be your wife?

Toniyo: I do.

Priest: And do you, Ms. Alanna, take Mr. Toniyo to be your husband?

Deloria: (loud) EXCUSE me?

Several People turn to look.

Alanna coughs.

Alanna: Right...I do.

A Waddle Dee looks at it's watch.

Priest: If there's any reason why these two should no be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

???: I have a reason!

Several People look around. Wilfre is standing at the back of the church.

Wilfre: That girl's soul belongs to me, whether she likes it or not!

Globox: AAAAHH! *duck and covers.*

Toniyo: YOU!!! *gets out his Power Sword*

King Dedede: !!! *angry at Wilfre* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING MESSING UP THE WEDDING!!

Nonia: I will not tolerate sinners in the church!! Leave at once, or perish!

Deloria: YEAH! You got some nerve!

Alanna: I'm never going back!

Wilfre holds out a Dizzy Dial. He uses it, making everyone Dizzy. Shadow Beings begin to form out of the ground after Wilfre spills Black goo all over it.

*The Waddle Dees dogpile Wilfre*

King Dedede: *shakes head* FORGET THE OBJECTION! *threatens the priest with a hammer* FINISH IT!!

Priest: Uh..yes sir!! *to Toniyo and Alanna* I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss each other and run away from that crazy bunny thing.

King Dedede: *Whacks Wilfre away*

Alanna misses Toniyo's lips becuase she can't see and kisses his eye.

Toniyo: @_@;; You just kissed my eye..

*King Dedede orders the Waddle Dees to get Toniyo and Alanna out of the churche. He continues to pound Wilfre*

Globox: Ness, do something!! ANYTHING!!

A Star shoots at Dedede and stabs him in the back.

Wilfre flies out of the Church and follows the Waddle Dees.

Deloria walks up to King Dedede.

Deloria: Are you alright, hun?

Ness runs out of the church and blasts Wilfre with PSI Rockin' as Meta Knight, Jeff, Poo, and Paula also run out.

King Dedede: I'm fine!! *gets up by Globox* DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, FROG-BOY!

Globox: I was trying to be helpful.

*Dedede chaes Wilfre*

King Dedede: COME BACK HERE YOU GOAT!!

Wilfre dodges as he gains up on Alanna and Toniyo.

Meta Knight flies up to Wilfre and repeatedly slashes him.

Toniyo: Alanna, you have to run as fast as you can. I'll deal with Wilfre. *Slashes Wilfre.*

Wilfre Blocks with a Trident.

Wilfre Summons a Giant Scorpian Creature to take care of the others. The Gaint Scorpian stabs Meta Knight with it's tail. It snaps its claws at the others.

*Dedede slams his hammer on the scorpion.*

Meta Knight spins around, forming a tornado that damages the scorpion's eyes while Ness blasts it with PSI Rockin.

The Scorpian's exo-skeleton protects it from some damage. The Scorpian uses smell to figure out where everyone is. The Scorpian paralizes Dedede by stabbing him with it's tail, then shuts its claw on Ness, and begins to crush him.

Deloria takes out a hammer (looking similar to Amy Rose's, except a little bigger) and whacks the Scorpian's tail. The Tail Wraps around her and lifts her up in the air. She drops her hammer.

Paula freezes the claw holding Ness with PK Freeze. Ness then gets out from it's grip.

The Claw breaks out of the ice. The Tail becomes tighter, not allowing Deloria to breath.

*Toniyo attempts to free Deloria.*

King Dedede: HEY! Lay off the woman you insect! *Bashes Toniyo away and tries to free Deloria.*