Heck (???)

Satan: Blech. Get a room, why don't ya? You're scaring the other demons away.

Demon: MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Alice:Very well then...*Reforms Ice tentacles into KnuckleBusters and puts them on fists*

If you're gonna act like that. I guess I need to fight my way out of hell...

Satan: There is no escape from Hell, woman. He he ha ha ha ha!

Alice:O RLY? *Freezes Satan*

Satan: Oh damn it. I should've seen this coming.

Demon: Satan, I thought you were all-powerful. Why are you letting her push you around?

Satan: Hell no. *Breaks out of the ice* In fact, I had enough of that annoying little girl!! *Grabs Alice and throws her out of Hell.*

*The Fat Kid sees this and gets an idea*

Fat Kid: *tugging on Satan's leg* Will you play with me? Pretty please with ice cream on top and cherries and dolphins and pegbags and oranges and...

Satan: Beat it! *throws the Fat Kid out of the topic.* I will not torture stupidity here. They drive me insane!

*Alfreddy appears in Hell.*

Satan: You got shot in the head. But the reason you were here because you hate girls. That makes you a sexist.

Alfreddy: That's a lie!

Satan: You were trying to kill one.

Alfreddy: She was trying to kill me!!

Satan: Oh. At least you'll be staying here with me for a long time.

Alfreddy: *sarcastic* Great...

*Sekai, Hal, and Jeff pops into the topic.*

Satan: Before you ask... You are back to normal.

Sekai: Really? Yes! I'm free--

Satan: But when you try to get out of Hell, you're still infected.

Sekai: ...........*walks over to the wall and bashes her head repeatedily.* It's not fair!!!

Hal: Yeah! And you know what? We'll sue!

OOC: Not quite what I meant...

I suppose I should have said that the only thing that gets rid of Grimace Gas is an antidote.

OOC: An antidote? Hey I knew it. But it must be perfected first.

Satan: I happen to have the antidote. If you want it, you have to pay for it.

Satan: You'll just have to wait for the cure then. In a meantime, make yourselves right at home.

Hal: We REALLY need to leave and be cured RIGHT NOW!! Oh god, I'm freaking out!!

Jeff: Calm down. Besides, what are we supposed to do around here?

Hal: I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. TORTURED. *Running around, screaming.*

Alfreddy: Crazy nut.

OOC: Alex? Mind explaining what's wrong with his post?

OOC: I"m sorry if I was confused at this. >_<

OOC:

Karasz wrote:

Satan: You'll just have to wait for the cure, then. In the meantime, make yourselves right at home.

Hal: We REALLY need to leave and be cured RIGHT NOW!! Oh god, I'm freaking out!!

Jeff: Calm down. Besides, what are we supposed to do around here?

Hal: I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. TORTURED.(WTHeck does that mean?) *Running around, screaming.*

Alfreddy: Crazy nut.

Satan: Hi, I'm the embodiment of all evil. Would you care for some tea?

Dude: If you're the embodiment of all evil, why are you being nice?

Satan: Oh, it's because I'm being controlled by Karasz.

Alfreddy: It's a good thing I have my shovel. We're out of here!

Satan: Oh no you don't. You can't escape this easily. Devils, get him!!

*As the devils are coming after the four, Alfreddy dug in from the ceiling and leaves the topic with Sekai, Hal, and Jeff.

OOC: Hi, My name is Karasz. I like to make impossible things happen, like being able to fly up to the top of hell and start digging through the ceiling, even though the core of the earth is made out of solid/liquid rock. If the liquid rock touches my characters, they should melt in a microsecond! And if they get to the solid rock, they shouldn't be able to did through the SOLID rock with a shovel! But, since I'm Karasz, I don't care!

OOC: Alright, that does it!! *Strangles Zecronno*