Castlevania (Castlevania)

Yorick's skull says "OW!" all the way down. The Huntsmaster takes out an axe and hacks Yorick's body to pieces.

Yoko then turns to Happy the Clown, deciding whether or not if he's a killer clown or a "plain" clown.

Happy the Clown appears to be of the "plain" variety. None of that matters to the Huntsmaster, who lops his head off.

Yoko: What the heck!?

Huntsmaster: He could've been a threat. Therefore, he dies.

Yoko stands there, baffled by Huntsmaster's response. Alucard jumps up and slashes Carmilla.

Carmilla pulls out a knife and slashes Alucard back. Meanwhile, the Huntsmaster tries grabbing Gaibon with chains and yanking him to ground level. Gaibon dodges and breathes fire at the Huntsmaster, who dodges.

Alucard blasts Carmilla with Hell Fire.

Carmilla gets burned and continues slicing Alucard. Meanwhile, the Huntsmaster leaps fairly high into the air and wraps around Gaibon's legs with his chains, then comes crashing down to earth with the demon in tow.

Alucard starts to parry, clearly having the advantage (knife vs. sword). He knocks the knife out Carmilla's hand and blasts her with the advanced form of Hell Fire.

Carmilla is knocked slightly back, but quickly catches herself and, baring her fangs, sinks her teeth into Alucard's neck. Meanwhile, the Huntsmaster slams Gaibon against a wall viciously while Stella and Loretta watch.

Alucard, as much as he regrets doing this, bares his fangs and bites Carmilla's neck.

Yoko: Alucard, don't!

Neither should affect the other that much beyond pain, as both Alucard and Carmilla are vampires (well, one's a Dhampir). I'm pretty sure there are moral issues and "bwa-ha-ha! Sucking blood makes me a true vampire!" things involved, though.
Meanwhile, the Huntsmaster, apathic to the plight of Alucard and Julius (and, to some extent, Yoko), continues beating Gaibon against a wall. Excessive amounts of blood are coming out of Gaibon due to this.

Yoko, deciding to intervene, jumps up and bashes Carmilla upside the head with her club/wand.

Carmilla releases her fangs from Alucard's throat to try and get at juicier blood, but is knocked off her floating skull by a serpent-shaped blast of ice (summoned by Loretta).

Yoko grabs hold of Alucard and jumps off the skull. She lays him down and starts to use a healing spell on him.

Eventually, the Huntsmaster succeeds in bashing out Gaibon's brains and tosses his limp body at Carmilla, who ducks to avoid it.

Yoko finishes her healing spell. Alucard wakes back up and tastes Carmilla's blood. He wipes some of the blood of his face.

Yoko: Alucard, are you...

Alucard: I'm fine. I didn't get enough blood, so my vampiric nature hasn't awaken.

Yoko: That's good.

Yoko stands up, along with Alucard, and jump at Carmilla. Alucard slashes Carmilla across the face while Yoko blasts her with a fire spell.

Carmilla is hit, but quickly leaps back up to her flying skull and laughs.
Huntsmaster: You can't kill a vampire using those methods. You need a steak.
The Huntsmaster pulls out a wooden stake.

Yoko: She's mine.

Yoko grabs the stake and jumps onto Carmilla's skull. She kicks Carmilla off and falls after her, landing on top of her and driving the stake through her heart.

*Spikes, wandering through the castle, spots a group of Flea Men*

Spikes:What're those? Man, they're scary! I shoulda stayed back in the Dreamland Chao Garden, but NOOOOO, I had to join that idiot's band...

Carmilla gasps for air and explodes into dust. The Huntsmaster grabs the stake as it falls to the ground but doesn't bother catching Yoko.

Alucard catches Yoko instead and puts her down on her feet.

The Huntsmaster leaps towards Alastor's sword and hits it repeatedly.

Followed by Alucard.