Ask Alex

Subject: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:11 pm

Have you ever had a question, but didn't want a professional to answer it?
Did you want the most negative answer possible?
Do you want your question answerer to be kind of abusive?

Well, look no further! Here at Ask Alex, I resolve to be the worst Dear Abby clone in the history of mankind! What are the rules for asking questions?

1. If there are more than five questions, don't expect me to answer any.
2. If your question is spammy, don't expect me to answer it. *Points to no spam rule*
3. If you really want a serious answer, you will never get it.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:22 pm

Can I also answer Questions?

I can just force it on you anyway. >.>

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:49 pm

If you do, you'll hurt my feelings. IS THAT A RISK YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE?

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What do you think about the anime versions of Maplestory and Ragnarok Online?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:30 pm

Am I smexy?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:45 pm

Yes, Yes it is.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:47 pm

Karasz: Anime was made by Santa himself to hypnotize boys and girls into serving him.
DK: You aren't and never will be. Plastic surgery doesn't help, suga.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:51 pm

Are you the smexiest person on Earth?

If so, who's the Smexiest person on Mars?

OOC: This was my 2,055 post. Wow. >.>

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:55 pm

SS 1: Smexy is not a word. FAIL!
SS 2: Queen Ognazzarp of Flaarkon, obviously.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:56 pm

OBVIOUSLY.

Why the heck did Doop think up of the word "smexy"?

What would happen to Doop if Darkrai was a Homosexual?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:00 pm

SS 1: The Typo Demon came to her in her sleep.
SS 2: She'd be possessed by Topicruinous.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:01 pm

What is Topicruinous?

...Oh wait now it get it.

Topic Ru-

*bound and gagged*

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:04 pm

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

oh and what's a number?

@Zec:
Bound? Gagged? Tortured? ...Oh shnaps (NOT A QUESTION ALEX)

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:08 pm

SS: Your momma.
DK 1: No, but I know what you did last summer.
DK 2: Your third momma.
DK 3: Too bad. I think it is one.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:12 pm

will i ever be the guy?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:14 pm

No you won't.

*Killed by Alex for answering a question*

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:17 pm

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:20 pm

In Soviet Russia, Guy will be YOU!

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:23 pm

Will the tenth millennium be over Nine Thousand?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:25 pm

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:51 pm

who am i

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:52 pm

Don't spam.

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What is Homer Simpson's weight supposed to be?

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:11 am

Zec: You fool! It will be 8,999.999999999! CLEARLY not over nine thousand! GOSH!
DK: I would say look in the mirror, but you might die of fright.
Karasz: 8,999.9999999999.

Subject: Re: Ask Alex Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:23 am

Is Pyramid Head going to rape Cream?

» Hi, everybody. (HI, DR. ALEX!)
» I'm sorry, Alex
» Is Alex a bit...I dunno...
» HEY ALEX *BIG Swear Warning*
» Ignoring Questions (Alex vs. Karasz)