UAC Research Facilities (DOOM)

Napalm Man shoves one of his arms into the energy shotgun's barrelhole.
Napalm Man: Shoot, and I'm willing to bet it will result in a chain reaction that will cause the nukes to go off. And even though my mission will be a failure, you'll be dead.

Mercy: It appears we're at an impasse, then.

Napalm Man: We COULD have a temporary alliance.

Mercy: Or we could take this fight outside the room. I'm feeling charitable, so I'll have you pick.

Napalm Man: I'll probably backstab you anyway, so let's fight outside.

Mercy pulls Napalm Man's arm out of the energy shotgun's barrel hole and throws him outside the nuke room, then follows him out.

Napalm Man: I go first.
Napalm Man starts shooting Napalm Bombs at Mercy.

Mercy is hit by the Napalm Bombs, but mostly protected by the armor. Mercy then fires at Napalm Man with the energy shotgun.

Napalm Man is hit, but he then rams Mercy.

Mercy is hit and stumbles back, then puts away the energy shotgun, pulls out a vibrating blade, and attempts to strike Napalm Man with it.

Napalm Man dodges the vibrating blade and shoots a Napalm Bomb at Mercy's face.

Mercy's head snaps backward to avoid the Napalm Bomb, then snaps back into place.

OOC: Subtle Hint Number 1, ladies and gentlemen! If you've already figured out who Mercy is, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING.

OOC: Is it the girl from the Exorcist?

IC:

Napalm Man grabs Mercy (via the Goomba Method) and starts spinning him/her/it around.

OOC: No, it's not Regan McNeil or whatever her last name is. If it was, her head would be spinning around and the gas mask would be covered in puke.

IC:

While Mercy is being spun around, Mercy swipes at Napalm Man repeatedly with the vibrating sword.

Napalm Man drops Mercy onto the floor.

Mercy takes a few steps backward and pulls out the BFG 9000.

Napalm Man's eyes widen and he starts back to back away.

Without even saying something cliche like "Any last words?" or "Bye now", Mercy fires a blast of energy at Napalm Man.

Napalm Man is blown out of the topic.

Mercy puts away the BFG 9000 and goes back into the nuke room.