Bone Town and Anti Castle (Super Mario)

Johnny Bravo: *shirt on fire* AAAAHH!! *puts it out* Hey, who's the wiseguy who fry my favorite shirt!?

The figure, Mack, hops in front of Johnny.
Mack: That'd be me, Mack, one of Lord Smithy's best lieutenants!

Johnny Bravo: More like a big hoppin' yahoo. You burnt my shirt, and chicks dig black shirts. *gets on his karate outfit* For that, you will fear my master of Kung-Fu. HYHA!! *kicks but misses Mack* HAAAAAAH!! *CRASH!; gets up* Fear me!

Mack jumps on Johnny.

Johnny Bravo: OW! Watch the hair. D'oof! Ok.. Maybe I should rephrase that.

Johnny Bravo: Get off of me you big oaf! *throws Mack away* Hmm, where the heck am I anyway?.. HEY! Free balloons!! *Grabs a bunch of balloons from the its stand*

Shyster: Hey you jerk, you have to pay for that!!

Johnny Bravo: Right, what did I say? *Floats away, unaware that he's holding the balloons.*

Mack hops into the castle with several Shysters.

Toad: Hey, dude, you got muscles. Just pummel them!!

Johnny Bravo: Are you nuts?! He's a 10 ton hullabaloo.

Toad: There will be girls for you if you beat the monster.

Johnny Bravo: Ooooh Mama! Then leave the beast to me. HYAH!! *Zips over to Mack* Now look here hothead. I'm getting tired of you picking on the small guys!

Mack: But I love hopping on small things!

Johnny Bravo: Not to me, baldy. I'm too cool to hop.

Mack hops on Johnny.

Johnny Bravo: THat does it!! Johnny's mad now. *picks up Mack and throw him away* Now I have two choices. Stay and fight, or run away and scream like a little girl.

Mack comes back, twitching. The Shysters then surround Johnny.

Johnny Bravo: *girly scream and flee to the other room* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

The Shysters run after Johnny.

*Johnny hides in Peach's closet*

Johnny Bravo: They'll never find me in here. I got the skill of the koala.

A Shyster opens the closet.

Johnny Bravo: *wears a Shyster Mask* Nobody here but us dorky mask guys!

Shyster: You fail at pretending to be one of us.

Johnny Bravo: *Steals the Shyster's mask and shoves him in the closet* So long sucker!! *runs away, but..* AHH! *the Shysters move towards to Johnny* If this is about putting your friend in the closet, it's not what you think!!!

Shysters: Grrr...

Johnny Bravo: This won't end well. *gets thrown out of the castle*

Shyster: Pesky oaf is now out of the castle. Now, what your other plans Macky?!

Mack: We hold the entire town and castle hostage and stuff.

Stupid Shyster: Can we stop bouncing?

Mack shoots a fireball at the Shyster, turning it into a pile of ashes.

*Johnny Bravo gets on his cheap rusty knight armor and goes in*

Johnny Bravo: Alright, meathead. Johnny means business-- WHOA MAMA!!

*There is a random chick in the guest room, as Johnny zips to her*

Johnny Bravo: Hey there sweet and beautiful, your hansome knight just arrived.