Witchyworld (Banjo-Tooie)

Sora and Kairi walk up to the bodyguard.
Sora: The password's "Jinjos Suck".

Bodyguard: You may enter.

*Sam and Max enters the hideout.*

Don Minjo: *smokes the cigarette.* Oi.. Where are my loyal people? They should've taken care of those idiotic policemen. *sighs.*

Sora and Kairi enter as well.

Don Minjo: How did you brats get here?!

Bodyguard: They know the password.

Don Minjo: But they're not the members!! How did they enter?!... *looks at Wario* So, I bet you just opened your mouth and tell the password outloud in front of these brats and their ghostly partners, didn't you?

Wario: Hey, I didn't squeal anything, bozo.

Don Minjo: Squeal this! *points a gun at Wario* You have betrayed us, fat man, so you will be going to Hell! Any last words?!

Max: I have a marriage to attend to!

Don Minjo: *puts the gun down.* Wait, what?

Wario: I didn't say-- Oh! Marriage! Heh heh, when is the marriage before I kick the bucket?

Don Minjo: Hmm.. If you want to see the marriage of my son and his newlywed, I guess you get it. But you will be sleepin' with the fishes after the wedding is kaput.

Wario: *sarcasm* I'm gonna die! Woe is me?! *stops*

Sam: *to Max* Nice going, Max. Now we have no other choice but to save him and his skinny friend. We gotta find a way to get them out of this mess.

Max: I'd start by taking them to the Moon.

Sam: Then how are they suppose to breathe?

Don Minjo: Wait a minute.. I hear voices!! *sees Sam and Max* The hell?!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max: Huh?!

Don Minjo: GHOSTS! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS SLASH FEAR!!! Get these ghosts out of here this instant!!! *runs away*

*The Minjo Mafia pops up and points their guns at the group.*

Waluigi: We're screwed, Wario.

OOC: So Don Minjo pointed a gun at himself? Not a very effective mob boss.

OOC: Whoops. Heh heh.. Sorry about that. I must be typing so fast that I must've mistook somebody for doing that action.

Sora gets out his Keyblade.

Don Minjo: Eat bullet, chump! *shoots Sora.*

Sam: Sic'em little buddy!

*Max mauls the few mafia members.*

Sora deflects the bullets.

Wario: Heh heh! Forget the wedding, it's stupid anyway! *punches the group of mafia members.*

*Sam slashes and steals one heart from a random mobster. He becomes normal.*

Sam: Holy heaping haggis hoping to honk again! I'm back to normal. But the battle is not over yet.

Max: I gotta get me a pancreas, Sam! That's the only way to become normal.

Sora slashes the mafia members.

Sam: Looks like we found the fresh one. All of the others are useless.

Don Minjo: What are you talking about? *grabs Kairi* OK! Nobody move, or this girl gets it.

Sam: GASP!

Max: Never bring a girl in a dangerous mission, especially in a Indiana Jones related kind of thing.

Sora glares angrily at Don Minjo.

Wario: *picks nose* Nrrggh--

Sam: You're no help at all, aren't you?

Don Minjo: Unless you want her to surv-- *gets stabbed by...* AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

*Max pulls out Don Minjo's pancreas*

Max: He he he he he he he he! ^_^

Waluigi: OOH! JEEZ! You're disgusting!!

Don Minjo: That... wait.. what? *transforms into a Heartless.* What have you idiots done to me?!

Sam: Uh oh.. I forgot. If we are Heartless, that means we turn people into Heartless by stealing their hearts... and pancreas.

Max: Oops.

Don Minjo: I'll take away yours anyway! I want to live as a solid soul!!

*Meanwhile...*

Superball: *stomach growling* I'm hungry. I need something to eat. Otherwise, starvation. *walks away.*

*LWB can go in Witchyworld now that Superball is away.*

LWB starts to walk past the ticket booth, but Eelie suddenly grabs him by the arm.

LWB: Hey, let go!

Eelie: But we haven't paid yet!

LWB: And your point?

Eelie: We could get into some major trouble!

LWB: And your point?

Eelie: Don't you want this mission to go smoothly?

LWB: My friend, I wish that every time I wake up to start a new day that that day would go smoothly... but it never does, so let's go.

LWB and Eelie officially (and illegaly) enter Witchyworld.

*Minjo Mafia members spotted the two.*

Mafia Member A: What? More reinforcements for that dog and lagamorph?! Get them!!

*The Mafia tries to shoot LWB and Eelie.*

Kairi gets out of Don Minjo's grip.

LWB: HOLY CRAG!!! *Forms a Paint Barrier.*

Eelie jumps up and throws a kunai into each barrel of the guns.

Don Minjo: Hey! I'm not done with yous yet!

Max: Mafia talk, sheesh! Can't you at least have a Mexican accent?!

Don Minjo: No, but I was born in Russia. *continues to blast the group*

Sora slashes Don Minjo.

Don Minjo: The only thing I hate is this runt trying to piss me off!! Well no more. You and your girlfriend will be dead!!! *snaps fingers* .....What? Don't tell me they're on a lunchbreak already.

Max: Now for my favorite part! SMACKDOWN! *beats up Don Minjo and ties him up.*

*Jason appears, walking in the park*

*Superball returns to his position after eating cotton candy.*

Don Minjo: I don't deserve this!!!

Sam: Then you'll stop whacking and blackmailing then?

Don Minjo: In a Minjo's word... Yes. But I must make preperations for my son's wedding. so please, let me go, and I will give you anything you want.

Max: Anything?! I want a plasma TV with HD stereo!!

Don Minjo: ....I don't have one.

Max: YOU SUCK!

Don Minjo: Maybe this will do? *gives Max the Black Apple.* I bought this for a "friend" of mine, but you can have it anyway. I rather go for a good apple instead.

Max: Ooh! Thanks!

Sam: Well, another case is solved. We could've done it without you kids-- SWEET MOTHER OF ROTTIN' RATS! Max! That thing you got is rotted!

Max: Who cares? The Don maybe a lousy gardener, but I love this apple!

Sam: Don't eat it Max! It's bad for your heart.

Max: Awww!

*Wario and Waluigi leaves the topic.*

Sora: Erm...can we just go?