Orre Region (Pokemon)

Figure: I'm a famous guy. And if you're still going to be paranoid, then I suppose you can fight Gannon 'til judgement day and the trumpets sound.

But, just after the shady figure said that, Raiden impaled Gannon with his blade, finally finishing off Gannon's stamina and making his wounds spill.
<Gannon> GWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IT BURNS!
Gannon fell to the ground dead, and burst into a bunch of little shadows that dissipated.
<CD-i Link> Phew! That takes care of that. Thanks, Raiden!
Eclipse shrugged to the shady figure.
<Eclipse> ...You were saying?

Figure: Uh... well...
The figure attacks Eclipse with dance moves and singing of "Never Gonna Give You Up".

Jovi rams down the shady figure with Michael's hover-scooter.
<Jovi> That'll teach you!

The figure (Rick Astley) gets up and keeps dancing and singing.

This got on even CD-i Link's nerves, and how. CD-i Link charged at Rick Astley with a battle shout and did a rapid slashing attack on the level of the Triforce Slash, the last slash sending Rick Astley flying past the horizon.

Rick: LOOKS LIKE RICK ASTLEY'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!

OOC: Couldn't resist.

Fred Fredburger: When do we get the nachos?

<Michael> ...
Michael charged his Snag Machine's power into a PokeBall, turning it into a Snag Ball, then threw it into Fred Fredburger, snagging him into the Snag Ball.
<Mama Luigi> So, that takes care of Gannon and Rick Astley...
<Niens> Y-eah, but how are we gonna explain the damages to the port?
Sure enough, the port had lots of potholes inflicted from the fire, lightning, explosions, and lunar blasts from the battle. Some sailors were giving the team an upset look. Michael checked his wallet full of savings from coliseum winnings.
<Michael> How much for the damages?
<Sailor> One sec.
The sailors all inspected these potholes done from the fight. After they summed it all up...
<Sailor> ...'Bout 25000 PokeDollars.
<Michael> Urk! Well, that should do, I guess...
Michael payed up 25000 PokeDollars--a bit more, just to be nice. Fortunately, that whole payment was just 44% of his savings. Just then, the nearby YouTube portal opened, and through it came the King.
<The King> Sorry, forgot to mention--Gannon also released three of his minions.
<CD-i Link> Ah geez...Which ones...?
<The King> Well, there's Goronu...
<CD-i Link> ...Eep?
<The King> Glutko...
<CD-i Link> !!!
<The King> ...and Militron.
<CD-i Link> Yikes!!
<The King> Not sure where they or the Giant Enemy Crab are at the moment, but they can't be any good right now. Good luck!
The King went back to the YouTube Realm. CD-i Link was nervous like nothing else.
<Eclipse> What's so bad about monsters from the YouTube Realm?
<CD-i Link> These aren't just any monsters! They're some of the evilest ones! Even more evil than most real villains!
<Raiden> Like...?
<Mama Luigi> Well, Goronu just animates skeletons as his minions. That's not too bad. But Glutko eats anything and anyone alive, and has nearly impenetrable hide! And Militron can turn humans into soulless stone golems!
The non-YouTube allies were shaken by these descriptions.
<Jovi> Th-That's terrible!!

*Dozens of Sidesteppers comes out of the water and snaps Mama Luigi's butt.*

Mama Luigi rocketed into the air, yowling in pain.
<Mama Luigi> HEEEEEEEEOWCH!!!!
Michael sees this, and calls out Jolteon and Flareon.
<Michael> Jolteon, zap those crabs! Flareon, use Flamethrower!
Jolteon zapped the Sidesteppers with Thunderbolt. Flareon then fried them with Flamethrower.

*It's not just the Sidesteppers who are common "giant enemy crabs," but "giant enemy turtles" known as Shellcreepers are coming out of sewers.*

<CD-i Link> Uh-oh!
CD-i Link threw Icestones into the Shellcreepers. Eclipse assisted with Aura Spheres.

*More of them crabs and turtles came out of thar cylindilly tube thingies.[/hillbilly accent]*

Niens and Eclipse see the cylindrical thingies. They both carefully look down in them to see what's in it.

*Piranha Plants are in the cylindrical thingies.*

Seeing as they're pretty likely to attack, Eclipse throws an Aura Sphere into each Piranha Plant.

*Fergy falls into the topic and crashed on Niens.*

Fergy: NOOOO!! DON'T HIT ME WITH A STICK!! ANYTHING BUT THAT! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Niens jumped up, making Fergy fall off of him.
<Niens> What the--?!! A talking pinata?!
CD-i Link, Mama Luigi, Michael, and Raiden, who just finished off the Sidesteppers, joined back up with Niens and Eclipse.
<Mama Luigi> Yeah, who is this pinata?

Fergy: Who are you people?!

<Niens> Oh. Erm...Well, we're...*turns to others and counts* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...6 humans and a Pokémon.

Fergy: You're not gonna beat me up with sticks, right??

<Niens> Right. I don't think I'd even want to whack a living pinata anyway.

Fergy: Really?! Crystal clear?! Honest?!

<Niens> Yes, honest.