Market Town (Original)

Banjo drags the pole out of the store.

As expected for a pole of that size, it's incredibly heavy.

Banjo starts dragging the pole around, clenching his teeth.

The red thief, bored, starts breakdancing.

Banjo goes up to the red thief.

The red thief stops breakdancing and bolts off again.

Banjo swings the pole around.

The pole barely hits the thief, who goes flying into a wall.

Banjo drops the pole and runs towards the red thief.

*Akira threw kunais at the red thief, preventing him from escaping.*

Several blue thiefs surround the red thief, staring at him.

Banjo reaches the red thief and looks at all of the blue thieves.
Banjo: Why are you all staring at him?

Blue Thief: He hit his head on the wall... but it didn't explode!
The blue thieves gasp.
Red Thief: Now, I can explain...
Blue Thief #52: Explaining time is over.
The blue thief pulls out a Bob-omb.

Banjo: Erm...we can take the Jiggy he stole, first?

Blue Thief: Nah.
The blue thief stuffs the Bob-omb in the red thief's mouth.

Banjo covers his eyes.

The red thief's head naturally explodes.

Banjo walks up to the red thief's headless corpse and takes the Jiggy from it.

One of the blue thiefs takes the red thief's cloak and puts it on.

Banjo turns to the new red thief.
Banjo: Are you going to continue that "no one expects the..." thing?

New Red Thief: The head explosion inquisition must go on.

Banjo:...Then we'll just be leaving.
Banjo heads towards the topic's exit.

The thieves don't try to stop them.

Banjo waits for Kunari and Akira at the topic's exit.

Kunari: Oh! *leaves with Akira.*