Market Town (Original)

Akira: TREES DON'T TALK!!!

Random Tree: Logic means nothing.
The thief quickly leaps to another tree as a sign that says "Do not set trees on fire" falls from the sky.

Kazooie spits out a Fire Egg at the tree.

The thief cackles, thinking Kazooie missed... then notices his cloak and feet are on fire. He screams, jumps to the ground, and rolls around in panic.

*Kunari and Akira pounds the thief down.*

Banjo leaps onto the thief.

All of them are set on fire as well.

Banjo sprays himself with a water hose.

*Kunari and Akira does the same.*

The thief continues rolling around on fire.

Kunari: I got an idea. *Bashes the thief's head with his Stunner.*

The stunner is electrified, but the thief's head explodes because I'm tired of waiting.

Banjo: Well...that was unexpected.
Banjo takes the deceased thief's sack.

A thief with a red cloak suddenly leaps in.
Thief: NO ONE EXPECTS THE HEAD EXPLOSION INQUISITION!

Banjo completely ignores the red thief.

Kunari: I think the Spanish Inquisition is better than you rip-offs. *follows Banjo with Akira.*

The red thief goes off and the boomerang vendor is magically there.
Tasmanian Tiger: Hooray, mates! Me stock's back!
The Tasmanian Tiger opens the bag and looks through it for a few seconds before tossing a boomerang with a skull marked on it to Banjo.

Banjo: Assuming this is a Doomerang...
Banjo heads back to Sven's stand.

Sven takes the boomerang from Banjo's hands, practices swinging it for a bit, then tosses it. The Doomerang goes incredibly far, even around corners, and eventually hits a thief and explodes, causes his head to explode. The Doomerang then reforms and comes back to Sven's hand.
Sven: Not bad.
Sven pulls a Jiggy from behind his stand and hands it to Banjo.

Kunari: Guess we'll have to buy another four Jiggies though. Hey, what can we trade you something for that second Jiggy?

Sven: Well, I have been interested in that Creature Vendor's stock for some time, but he doesn't take coins for some reason. Maybe you could, how should I say this... "borrow" one of his animals for me?

Banjo: Sure! We steal things from places all the time!
Banjo heads to the Creature Vendor's stand.

Kunari: Wait for me! *follows Banjo.*

Akira: Do you have anything else other than Jiggies?

Sven: Yeah. What are you looking for?
The creature vendor is a Skeksis from "The Dark Crystal", who is currently asleep. The creatures are all in cages with tarps over them.

Banjo: Gee, maybe he's a relative of your's, Kazooie?
Kazooie glares angrily at Banjo.
Banjo:...Never mind.
Banjo looks under the tarp of one of the cages.