Conkula's Castle (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

The castle doors close behind Luigi.

*There are Dry Bones in front of Luigi. They are inanimate right now. There is a strange Mushroom in front of Luigi.*

Luigi: Hmm.. *grabs the strange Mushroom.*

*Luigi suddenly transformed into Vampire Luigi.*

Vampire Luigi: WHOA!! What's-a-going on here?!

A piece of garlic falls towards Vampire Luigi.

Vampire Luigi: *gets bonked from it* Ow.. *looks at the garlic and sighed* If I eat that, I might turn back into normal.

OOC: My turn to roleplay as Luigi.

Voice: Ah, so it appears I have a guest...

Vampire Luigi: Oh? Who are you?

Count Batula is on a staircase in front of Vampire Luigi.
Count Batula: I am Count Batula. I am the owner of this castle, which once belonged to my forefather, Count Conkula. I see that you are a fellow child of the night like myself.

Vampire Luigi: Oh? You noticed? Heh heh, well you're lucky I didn't eat that garlic. It's part of my allergy.

Count Batula: Yes, indeed. Could you kick it out outside?

*Vampire Luigi does so.*

Count Batula: Now then, you must be awfully hungry coming all this way. How would you like to come and have dinner?

Vampire Luigi: Oh, would I! I'm getting famished.

Count Batula heads to the dining room.

*Vampire Luigi does the same.*

There is a dead squirrel on the dinner table. Batula starts sucking out it's blood.

Vampire Luigi: WAHH!--- I mean... Mmmm.. raw squirrel! Try cooking it medium rare or well done. It's much tastier.

Count Batula: I prefer it raw.

Vampire Luigi: Oh really? But how are you going to handle with bacteria?

Count Batula: I'm a vampire. I don't care about bacteria.

Vampire Luigi: (Boy, this is going to ruin my reputation. Mama mia..) *sucks the dead squirrel's blood.* Taste-a-like ragoo.

Count Batula: Good. Now then, are you ready to go have dessert and feast on some villagers?

Vampire Luigi: Hmm.. Well alright.

*Mario, Pac-Man, and Bosco arrives as they needed a rest. They knock on the door*

Count Batula: Just one second.
Count Batula heads to the door and answers it.

Mario: Hello?

*A group of villagers appear with rakes, torches, and pitchforks.*

Villager: You! Stay away from the vampire!!

Bosco: VAMPIRE?!

Mario: Why?

Villager: Let us deal with this. Barge the door down in 3.. 2.. 1..

*The group does so and scatter.*

Count Batula sighs.
Count Batula: And I thought it would be a quiet night...