Tediz Headquarters (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

A facility belonging to the very creepy and evil teddy bears, the Tediz. It's located on an island somewhere in an unspecified ocean, and is well guarded. The Tediz conduct experiments and such inside.

Ze Professor and Heinrich appear somewhere in the base.

*A group of SHC boats are coming to the island.*

SHC Soldier A: OK! Thirty seconds. Nice--

*Karasz Jr. and Benika falls in their boat.*

SHC Soldier A: WHAT THE--

*The group of soldiers point their guns at the two.*

SHC Soldier A: Get up! NOW! Who the hell are you?!

Benika: *rubs head* Hey, what the hell are you pointing at us for?

SHC Soldier A: Shut up! Just tell us who you are!!

Benika: Whatever this is about, we are not part of them!

SHC Soldier A: ...Oh. Alright. False alarm. These two are not one of them.

Karasz Jr: What do you mean "them?"

SHC Soldier A: You'll have to find out once we made it.

SHC Solder B: We made it.

SHC Soldier A: *to Benika* Just let us do all the work. The war is not a safe place for you two.

A bullet immediately hits SHC Soldier A in the head.

SHC Soldier B: Rats!! They successfully made their first attack!

*the SHC Soldiers are coming out of the boats and start shooting the enemies.*

Tediz on the beach shoot at the SHC Soldiers.

*Most of the SHC Soldiers are hit. Few of them dodges and attempt to use a counter attack.*

Benika: *angry* First Jacko, now this?!

Karasz Jr: Finding grandfather can wait. We should help them out.

Benika: *nods* It's time we show them what we're made of--

SHC Soldier: You're going to fight the Tediz?!

Benika: ..What?

SHC Soldier: But they're too powerful! How are you going to defeat them?

Benika: Our own weaponry.. *holds up a ball of fire.*

SHC Soldier: ...Go get them, guys. Looks like you'll be the new recruits.

Benika: By the way, what is this war about?

SHC Soldier: Milk.

Benika: ......YOU TWO ARE FIGHTING OVER A CUP OF MILK!?

SHC Soldier: Actually, it's not just about milk, it's about our freedom. Now go get them before-- TAKE COVER! *does so.*

*Benika and Karasz Jr runs out of the boat.*

Injured SHC Soldier A: Ooh..... My arm..

Benika: Gather the injured soldiers to safety. *picks up two injured soldiers.*

Bullets are shot towards Benika and Karasz Jr.

*Karasz Jr. and Benika dodges. Karasz Jr. picks up the other two injured soldiers. They are running for cover.*

SHC Soldier A: Thanks.. Let us recover and we'll help you.

*There is a caged Teensie that is guarded by Tediz.*

Teensie: This isn't what it said from the brochure...

The Tediz prepare to shoot the Teensie.

Benika: Hyah!! *Throws fireballs at the Tediz, killing them.*

SHC Soldier: Free the prisoner! *breaks the cage, freeing the Teensie.* Are you alright?

Teensie: I was scammed into thinking it was a trip to Hawaii.

Karasz Jr: Hey! I found the enterence to the base.

Benika: Nice job, Junior.

Karasz Jr: Thanks.

Benika: Ya know, you're becoming more like your father. It looks you're going to lead for now.

Karasz Jr: OK.. Come on guys.

*Karasz Jr. and Co. enters the base. The Teensie joined the party.*

The group is in a hallway that appears to be empty.

SHC Soldier A: I got a bad feeling about this guys.

SHC Soldier B: *whips out his ak-47.* We'll use these just to make sure... *to Karasz Jr.* Commander, what are your orders?

Karasz Jr: We'll just go anyway. Come on! *runs through the hallway with Benika*

SHC soldier B: YES SIR!! Come on, troops!!

Teensie: Luckily I got my healing spells to help you out. If you guys are injured, let me know. I'll fix you up in a jiffy.

*The SHC Soldiers and a Teenie follows Karasz Jr.*

The group ends up in a room where Tediz Doctors are conducting painful experiments on SHC Soldiers.

Karasz Jr: Now what...?

SHC Soldier C: They got some of our men! We gotta rescue them immediately!

Benika: *fists turns into flames and shout at the Tediz* HEY! Drop the scapel and back away from the experiment!!

One of the Tediz Doctors throws a scalpel at Benika.

*Benika fearlessly grabs the scapel by its handle. She smirks at them.*

Karasz Jr: My "scapel" is longer than yours!! *Jumps towards to the Tediz Doctors and slice their heads off with his sword.*

More Tediz Doctors come out and throw both Karasz Jr. and Benika onto operating tables.

SHC Soldier A: SHOOT!!

*Two SHC Soldiers shoot the Tediz Doctors with their assault rifles.*

Some of the Tediz Doctors dodge this and leap onto the SHC Soldiers.

*The SHC Soldiers stabs the Tediz Doctors with their bowie knives.*

Karasz Jr: Nice job! Keep up the good work! *Slashes more Tediz Doctors.*

Benika: Let's see if I stuff my fist right up your face! *smashes Tediz Doctor's face with her fist.*

The Tediz Doctors are all dead.

SHC Soldier: They won't be conducting anymore experiements for now.

Prisoned SHC Soldier: Thanks guys.. Umm.. you think you can get me out of this? I think it's that switch over there, but the other one leads to, ya know, hot squirrel barbeque.

Teensie: What about the third one?

Prisoned SHC Soldier: I don't know what that one does.

Benika: Oh relax, it's just another one that could let you go- *pulls the third switch*

Prisoned SHC Soldier: X_X;;........Huh? Nothing happened.

*But it did. The seat spranged the prisoner up to the ceiling. His head is stuck.*

Prisoned SHC Soldier: AAAAHH!!

*The soliders pull the prisoner down.*

Prisoned SHC Soldier: Thanks guys. *joins the party.*

Karasz Jr: Come on.. Let's just move on.

*Karasz Jr. and Co. enters through the next door.*

Thousands of Tediz are in this room.

SHC Soldier: WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!!

Benika: No, because this girl can pack a punch!! *whips out a giant fireball and throws it at the Tediz.*

*The next room leads to the power generator.*