Tediz Headquarters (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

*Gordon fled with Mr. Blik and Waffle.*

The tanks start shooting everywhere.

The Tediz Doctors (I'm too lazy to call them by their individual names) see Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffle and throw scapels at them. For no reason, the scapels go at the speed of a bullet.

*They got hit*

Mr. Blik: OW!!

Gordon: Scapels?! Ow my legs!!

Waffle: I hate anything sharpie!!

The Tediz doctors get out more scapels and throw them at the cats.

*They dodged, but they faint.*

OOC:

Grammar Hammer wrote:

*They dodged, but they faint.*

Grammar Hammer wrote:

*They dodge, but then they faint.*

OOC: Thank you.

*They dodge, but then they faint.*

The Tediz doctors drag the cats onto operating tables and get out saws that are huge for no apparent reason.

*Waffle yawns and opens his eyes*

Waffle: Good morning..!! *sees the Tediz* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Dodgson: You know, Jerome, I was thinking of getting a vacation...
Jerome: Why?
Dodgson: Well, old bean, I'm getting tired of hearing the nonstop screaming of victims...
Jerome: Screaming? Oh, right. We have to get into character.
Jerome and Dodgson do the traditional Tediz shriek.

*Waffles' newts arrive and beat up the Tediz Doctors. They release the cats.*

Waffle: Thank you Commander Gomez!! *picks up Mr. Blik and Gordon and runs off.*

OOC: Are the newts registered?

OOC: Not really.

OOC: Good.

IC:

The Tediz doctors slice the newts in half, then study their internal organs.

*Waffle grabs Mr. Blik and Gordon and drags them out of the lab.*

OOC:

Karasz wrote:

*Waffle brings Mr. Blik and Gordon out of here.*

Karasz wrote:

*Waffle grabs Mr. Blik and Gordon and drags them out of the lab.*

OOC: Thanks and edited.

The doctors and interns don't bother giving chase, instead studying the anatomy of a newt.

*Two Tediz bring in the bucket of the worm corpses.*

Meanwhile, the Panther King starts rampaging through the base.

Tediz: My lord! Don't get frustrated! We'll find the good cup of milk for you ASAP!

The Tediz suddenly remembers that he works for Ze Professor, not the Panther King. Speaking of the PK, he rips off the Tediz's head.

*The Tediz are barricading Ze Professor's door from the inside.*

Ze Professor cowers behind a desk.