Cock & Plucker Bar (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Pikachu: Pika.. >_<;;

Benika: O_O Quit it! You're squeezing him!

Toniyo: I was just getting a map!

Berri drops Pikachu.
Berri: Oh, that reminds me. Does anyone know which direction the Forest of Genericness is from here?

Rathos enters the bar and sits down at the main bar place... thing.
Rathos: GIMME A BEER!
Sparkles cautiously follows Rathos into the bar.

The bartender passes a glass of beer to Rathos.

Rathos chugs the beer down.

Namito: *to Rathos* Not so loud. I want to hear the jazz music from here.

Haruna: I guess I could find you the place.

Berri: Do you, like, know where it is?

Rathos: (to Namito) *hic* Jazz music's for *hic* sissies!

Namito: *breaks the end of his beer bottle and threatens Rathos* What did you just say?!

Haruna: Yeah, I just picked up the map. I can take you there. You just need to follow the directions.

Berri:...Can't you just give me the map?

Rathos: I shhhhaid *hic* jazz mushhhic's fer *hic* big, dumb, shhhhhhtupid shhhhisshhhhhhieshhhh who're shhhhhtupid!

OOC: It's hard to make people sound drunk using only text.

*Haruna gives Berri the map.*

Namito: Why.. you!! *Stabs Rathos.*

Rathos has suffered plenty of wounds over the years due to his drunkenness, so he feels nothing.

Berri leaves the topic.

Namito: Don't you ever talk anything bad about Jazz ever again, do you hear me?!

Rathos says something along the lines of it's just his opinion, but it's hard to say due to his voice getting incredibly slurred.

Namito: His brain cells are decreasing..

*Toniyo grabs the map as well.*

Karasz Jr: Uncle Toniyo, we should try to go to the castle and tell the king that Primids are coming.

Toniyo: That's a good idea.. By the way, aren't you a bit young for drinking beer?

Karasz Jr: Yeah, because.... I rather drink water.

Toniyo: Good. That can kill you. Well, might as well go see the king. *leaves with Karasz Jr.*

Rathos faints onto the floor as Sparkles hops up to him and pokes him.

Haruna: Is he.. ok?

There is no response, as Sparkles can't talk and no one cares about Rathos.

*Peach and Pac-Man arrives*

Pac-Man: I can't believe it. Pac-Village is history.. *bangs his head down the counter* My life is ruined! Vamooshed! Eliminated!!

Peach: Don't worry Pac-Man. We'll get it back from Subspace.

Haruna: What?! You too?!

Peach: Just his village is sucked into subspace.

Benika: This is too much. It's time we'll have to take action. Haruna, we'll have no choice but to get our friends and form a party to defeat that.... Oh nevermind. Let's just find the boss and toast him. *leaves with Haruna and Ayato.*

Peach: *sees Pikachu* Oh! You're that Pikachu who helped us fight the Subspace Army.

Pikachu: Pikachu! :3

Peach: Nice seeing you here.

Pikachu: Pika!

Pac-Man: We gotta go get Mario.. We need him.

Peach: It's not just Mario we need.. It's the others who have fought Tabuu before. Come on, we don't have much time. *leaves with Pikachu and Pac-Man.*

Nitro floats into the Cock and Plucker.

Nitro: *To self* Nice place. Too bad it has to go boom.
Nitro opens up his torso, revealing a Subspace Bomb underneath set for one minute. Sparkles jumps up and down in fear, grabs Rathos's body, and tries dragging it out of the bar... with little success.

All of the unregistered characters in the bar run out while Rodent walks up to the Subspace Bomb.
Rodent: Wow! What a cool bomb!