Cock & Plucker Bar (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Nitro: Nifty, isn't it?
The bomb is now at thirty seconds.

Rodent: Yeah, how does it work?

Nitro: Oh, you'll see, in about...
Nitro looks at the Subspace Bomb to see the timer.
Nitro: Fifteen seconds.

Rodent:...Oh. Wait, is it a bad bomb?

Nitro: BAD BOMB? You DARE say there's such a thing as a bad bomb?[/insulted]
The timer is at five seconds.

Rodent: I mean...will it do something bad to me?

Nitro: Probably.
The Subspace Bomb explodes, sending the bar, Nitro, Sparkles, Rathos, and probably Rodent to Subspace.

The topic reappears, Rodent still in it.
Rodent: That was the strangest experience of my life.

Rathos and Sparkles reappear in the Cock and Plucker, the former still out cold.

*Snake enters and hangs out for awhile.*

Shadling appears.

Snake: *to Shadling* Hm, who are you?

Shadling (still drunk): My name is...Rick...Roll...

Snake: Impersonation isn't getting you anywhere.

Shadling: Who the frig are you? Gerr out of my house...

Snake: You don't even live here.

*Snake's getting a Codec Call message thing*

AUX CALL
PRESS START

*Snake answers it.*

Shadling puts his ear up to the phone.

*One drunken squirrel came in and hits Shadling with a beer bottle.*

The Beer Bottle goes through him.

*A obviously fake(But not to snake) Colonel head appears on the codec screen*

Colonel?: Snake. This.......is Colonel. And I have figured out the perfect way to destroy any Metal Gear.

Snake: Huh.. Metal Gear still exist... How can I destroy them?

Shadling grabs the codec thing.

Shadling: SHUT UP YOU! WE DUN NEED TO DESTROY ANY GEERZ! YERR VOICE IS FUNNY! ARR YEE FROM EUROPE?!

Colonel?: We've figured out that in order to stop a Metal Gear all you need is a laser, a Air Conditioner, a powerful lighter, and steel. And no I am not from Europe.