CDM Arena (Celebrity Death Match)

Sam: Did you still get the bucket of water yet?

Max: Express-O! *whips out a bucket of water and spills the water at Erix.*

If the pickaxe did nothing, the bucket of water does less than nothing.

Sam: Boy, it's going to take forever for the fight to be done with.

Max: Can we get a new opponment? He sucks!!

Erix wonders how Sam and Max are not noticing that he is slamming them against the ground repeatedly.

Sam: Oh. Sorry-- I mean.. OWW!! Oh the pain! The mother of all pain!! Stop this madness!

Max: I see the light!!

*Sam and Max plays dead.*

Sam: *whispers to Max* He's too powerful Max. We need the one that fights fair.

Max: *whispers to Sam* Agreed. I think we're not ready for it.

Sam: *Whispers to Max* Shh.. Just play dead and he'll think he killed us.

Erix violently shakes Sam and Max, checking for signs of life.

*Sam and Max are still playing dead, and stopped breathing.*

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid that you just killed the.. *sniff* two beloved policemen..

Erix slams Sam and Max against a pole of the ring, breaking their spines (to make sure they're dead), and satisfied they are, chucks them out of the ring over his shoulder.

Sam: OK... Plan B. *holds up a towel*

Erix does not notice.

Mills Lane walks up to Sam and Max's "dead" bodies.

Milss Lane: Boys, if you two are still alive, then I suggest you get back up in the ring or you'll be disqualified!

Sam: You didn't see what I'm holding here, Ref.

Max: A towel. WE SURRENDER AND RATHER GO WITH A DIFFERENT, YET A FAIR FIGHT!

Sam: Like a black spiked turtle for example.

Johhny: Looks like Sam and Max are asking for a rather... odd request...

Nick: Can ya blame them? They just got thrown around like a pair of ragdolls! If we do manage to find a black spiked turtle, how do they plan to fight?

Johnny: Who knows Nick.

Mills Lane: Well if that be the case, *Walks up to Erix.* the winner of this match is the rock guy!

Johnny: That match had got to be the most one sided match in CDM history.

Nick: You said it Johnny! And during the fight, we managed to catch sight of CDM's undisputed champ, Marilyn Manson!

Max: Undisputed champ?!

Sam: That's an unexpected surprise for us.

Alex turns to Dr. Y.
Alex: While I doubt that the dog and rabbit had any fighting skill whatsoever, that rock guy might do the trick.
Dr. Y: Yeah.
Meanwhie...
Manson: That was pathetic.
Marilyn Manson hops in the ring.
Manson: Do any of you want to see a real fight?
The audience cheers (minus Alex and Dr. Y).

Johnny: Look at this Nick! Marilyn Manson has hopped into the ring and is ready to fight!

Nick: He might want to rethink it if he plans to take on Erix.

Alex leaves to go to the bathroom. Marilyn Manson goes to one corner of the ring while Erix stays in his.

Mills Lane once again steps up into the ring.

Mills Lane: Alright you two, I don't think I need to explain the rules to either of you, SO LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Mills Lane runs off the ring and rings the bell.

*Somebody's cellphone is ringing. He picks it up.*

Person: Who is this? No, I'm not "Sam--

Max: I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!! *gets stepped by Sam and grabs the person's cellphone.*

Sam: Yeah? Uh huh? What's that? Oh, you noticed? Yeah? Uh huh? We'll get right on it!! *gives the person's cellphone back.* Thank you!

Person: Uh... no problem?

Max: Was that the fighter critic who hated our fight?

Sam: That was the Comissioner, Max. He said that the mexican related island is under attack by a group of space villains. They're planning to bash them open anytime they want.

Max: Where did you park the DeSoto, Sam?

Sam: Outside! What else? *leaves the topic with Max.*

Blades sprout out of Manson's shoulder pads and gloves and he spins around, repeatedly slashing Erix. Erix feels little and tries to punch Manson, who spins out of the way each time.

Johhny: It looks like Manson is using his trade mark blades to fight this behemoth. What are your predictions about this fight Nick?

Nick: By the end of this fight---

Johnny: Don't say the Earth will be over ran by rock men from the Earth's crust.

Nick: ... No comment.

Erix takes a boulder out of his chest and hurls it at Mansion. The boulder explodes like a bomb, but Manson quickly leaps back to avoid it. He then breathes fire into Erix's open chest and a sound that is either "ooh" or "ow" comes out of the golem.

OOC: I based Manson's fighting style on his moves in the CDM video game.

Johnny: Incredible! It appears that the golem's weakspot was in it's chest! Looks like Marilyn has a chance after all!

Erix punches Marilyn across the ring, but Marilyn catches himself on the ropes and uses them to bounce behind Erix. Marilyn slashes Erix repeatedly, doing no damage but knocking him towards the center of the ring as the golem's chest starts reforming.

Nick: It looks like Marlyn might have this one in the bag. If he can just get Erix to remove it's chest boulder again, then that should allow him to damage it.