Grunty Industries (Banjo-Tooie)

The elevator stops at an empty room.

*Bender comes out first.*

Bender: Hello? Anyone here??

Another pig thing walks into the room.

Bender: Another one of them?!

Fry: Well, at least he isn't different than the other.

The Guvnor (the pig things' official name) sees the group.
Guvnor: Why, hello old chaps! Would you care for some tea?

Kotonoha: Yes please.

Bender: I don't want a damn tea! I want beer!

Guvnor: Sorry, old bean, we have no beer here.

Bender: Awww..
Kotonoha: We're looking for a big blue frog who is lost in the building. Have you seen him?

British Guvnor: Afraid not, old sport.
Suddenly, another Guvnor enters the room.
Guvnor #2: In Soviet Russia, blue frog find YOU!

Kotonoha: Thanks anyway. *returns to the elevator with Fry and Bender.*

*Meanwhile, Globox moves on, unaware of the dangers he might encounter.*

The group is thrown out by an invisible force as the elevator doors close.
British Guvnor: Sorry, chaps, but there's a policy about killing all intruders.

Fry: WHAT??!?!

Kotonoha: .....

Bender: Hey! Bite my shiny metal ass! We gotta save our friend!!

British Guvnor: Well, your friend's going to have to wait until you're all dead. Dreadfully sorry. That's just the way it is.

*Kotonoha's eyes went lifeless*

Kotonoha: No.. I can't let you hurt my friends.

Russian Guvnor: In Soviet Russia, move out of way YOU!

*Kotonoha stabs the Guvnors with her Dozuki.*

The British Guvnor pours tea on Kotonoha's eyes.

Kotonoha: Ahhh!! My eyes!!

*Bender strangles the British Guvnor.*

The Russian Guvnor throws snowballs at Bender.

*Bender punches the Guvnor.*

Russian Guvnor: I CALL UPON THE POWER OF THE KGB!
Suddenly, KGB agents tackle Bender.

*Bender tackles back at KGB*

But there is no one named "KGB", only the KGB agents.

*Bender attacks the KGB agents.*

The KGB agents fade away as the British Guvnor starts concentrating.