Click Clock Wood (Banjo-Kazooie)

Sarina: You baka bully!! Why are you doing this?!

Karasz: Yeah, you jerk! Let us go!! You see?! This is why I can't trust Calvin.

Socrates: Because it's so fun!

Calvin: CRATESO!! ARGH! *Runs at Socrates*

Socrates: Hmm hmm hmm..... *Presses a button*

............................

*Ten seconds later Calvin is strapped to a tree*

Calvin:

Karasz: Now can you get us down?

Sarina: And get me out of this hole!

*Socrates presses another button and everyone is released(In a painful way)*

Sarina: Thank you. Now let's go before something else goes wrong.

Karasz: Like what?

Sarina: Umm.................................................I rather not think about it. *walks away with her brother.*

*Karasz and Sarina are nailed in the face by pies. Socrates laughs*

*Karasz and Sarina fled.*

*Socrates flings several pies in their direction*

Alanna runs to Socrates, grabs both his hands, and ties them behind his back. She then holds her sword out in front of his neck.

Alanna: Don't try anything funny.

*Alanna falls into a pit that Socrates set up*

Socrates: Ha ha ha! This is even my best! This is next to my worst!

*Toniyo grabs Socrates and threatens him with his Power Sword.*

Toniyo: THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU DOUCHEBAG!

Socrates: How about this, if you can defeat the grans master of all pranks, me, i'll stop it. Deal?

Toniyo: Screw you. *stabs Socrates in the throat.*

*Socrates' puppet falls to the ground*

Socrates: That doesn't look good....SECURITY!!

*Security Gaurds Beat up Toniyo, Hobbes releases Alanna*

Hobbes: I forgot to mention he's rich.

Alanna: If he put a trap right where I was standing, and I was RIGHT behind him and holding his hands together, wouldn't he have fallen, too?

Hobbes: No, he's that good of a prankster. You have to be really careful when your his friend.

Alanna: I would never.

Hobbes: I was referring to myself.

Alanna: I know, But I'm just saying, I would never be his friend. It would be too annoying after a while.

*Meanwhile, Karasz and Sarina are walking climbing their way to the top of the giant tree.*

Hobbes: Well no, if you become really good friends with you he doesn't pull Pranks on you as much. And that's something to value.

Toniyo: Well, fine. We'll be friends with that prankster.... But as long as he doesn't have to pull a fast one on us.

Meanwhile, some Big Cluckers (one of the most annoying enemies in the game) peck Karasz and Sarina.

Karasz: Damn birds!! *Slashes the Big Cluckers* Ow.. they just peck me in the arm..

Sarina: No, I won't let you get hurt, Onii-Chan...

Karasz: But my arm is in bad condition. I can't use my sword!!

*Sarina picks up Karasz*

Sarina: I'll try to protect you...

Socrates: Good, and don't worry. You wont deal with some of my higher magnitude pranks until special occasions!

Calvin: NO! RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

*Various traps are activated and Calvin is burried under dirt and painted pink*