Grammar and Spelling Center

Subject: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:29 pm

I am getting sick and tired of the various typos around here. I mean, if we want to look more professional, we shouldn't have staff members making spelling mistakes that a fifth grader could correct. So, I made this. You type in something, and I shall point out the mistakes in your grammar.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:04 pm

Hello, My name is Zecronno. This most likely has no grammar errors.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:29 pm

On the contrary.

"My" should not be capatilized in the first sentence. It is not a proper noun.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:31 pm

ORLY?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:19 pm

"ORLY" is not a word, and Spellcheck says you should only use one exclamation point or question mark.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:07 pm

Oh yeah, well...You're stupid!

-insert insane laughter here-

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:45 pm

If the word "insert" is meant to be the start of a new sentence, it must be capatilized. Also, if the sentence "insert" is in is actually meant to be a sentence, a period or other punctuation mark should be put at the end.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:47 pm

That was done purposely.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:54 pm

Your sentence has no grammar or spelling problems. Well done!

Now get Karasz over here. He's skipping class.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:55 pm

liek hai im karaz wuz ur nme

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:57 pm

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: liek hai im karaz wuz ur nme

FAILURE! For shame, Mr. Karasz.

Here is the fixed version...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: Hello. I'm Karasz. What is your name?

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:00 pm

knew i meent to sey at wu arr u tlkin bout tlls me afor i gt TK@ 2smite yee

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:03 pm

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: knew i meent to sey at wu arr u tlkin bout tlls me afor i gt TK@ 2smite yee

MORE FAILURE!

If I was legally allowed to give out the You Fail Awards, I would, sir!

Now, when correctly typed, you meant to say this...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: No, I meant to say "What are you talking about?" Tell me before I get TK2 to smite you.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:14 pm

arr use gonNnNer tllz mEe

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:20 pm

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: arr use gonNnNer tllz mEe

YOU ARE FAILING! STOP FAILING!

Corrected...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: Are you going to tell me?

The answer? Pretty much everything is a typo.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:22 pm

hgfhgfhgfhstfiouagjehyeiowhajeywoh tk@ gwer owr here

hai im tk@ i her mte u noaw k

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:22 pm

u r tkin too long you get mte noaw

skrttz

did u b dieingnin noaw

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:24 pm

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: hgfhgfhgfhstfiouagjehyeiowhajeywoh tk@ gwer owr here

hai im tk@ i her mte u noaw k

INCREDIBLE FAILURE! I'd tell both of you to see me after class, but I dread that.

Now then, class, watch and learn...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: TK2! Get over here!

Hi! I'm TK2! I'm here to smite you now. Is that OK?

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:29 pm

u dint crret 2ond pst

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:31 pm

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: u r tkin too long you get mte noaw

skrttz

did u b dieingnin noaw

How rude! Where I come from, one always waits for the teacher to inform them of their failure before posting again! After all, their teacher has better things to do then hang around here!

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: You are taking too long! You will get smote now!

*Insert smiting sound effect here*

Did you die?

No. Oh, and...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: u dint crret 2ond pst

Corrected, becomes...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: You didn't correct the second post.

Oh, really?

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:58 pm

er;; o ;olr ys;lomh ;olr yjod

OOC: CRACK THAT ONE! If you figure out how its off, everything is spelled correctly. I think...

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:02 am

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: er;; o ;olr ys;lomh ;olr yjod

OOC: CRACK THAT ONE! If you figure out how its off, everything is spelled correctly. I think...

So you think you can outsmart me by speaking in code, eh? HA! This is easy to crack!

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: Wel, I like talking like this.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:17 am

o snpz knew yee dnt

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:39 am

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: o snpz knew yee dnt

You really must stop failing. And...

ROBOT COMPANION wrote:: Oh no! You did not just do that!

And yes, I did.

Subject: Re: Grammar and Spelling Center Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:38 pm

tk@ angy noaw ima compln 2 krsz n cll u imatur behnd ur bak

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