NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Fred goes back to eating tacos while Bill goes back to sitting around.

Voice from bush: I sat, watching the pathetic excuse for a fight, from behind this bush. "Careful", I said to myself, "Careful, or you may get discovered due to you saying something."

Fred and Bill turn towards the bush.

Voice from bush: The two complete idiots that I occasionally encounter were looking right at me through the disguise. I kept silent, hoping they wouldn't notice I was hiding behind the bush.

*An Alaskan Bull Worm wakes up and squirms out of the topic.*

Bill: You're doing a terrible job of "keeping silent".

Voice from bush: "Well, so are you!" I responded, realizing only a few seconds too late that my response didn't really work.

Bill goes over to the bush and looks behind it.

Narrative Guy is behind the bush.

Bill: I'm not really surprised. At all.

Narrative Guy: "Yeah, it was kind of obvious," I admitted, putting emphasis on the obvious part so the two morons could figure out what I was saying. I then reconsidered, realizing they might not know what the word obvious means.

Fred: HEY! I know what "obvious" means, you jerk! Bill, I'm not so sure about...
Bill merely rolls his eyes.

Narrative Guy: I was mildly amazed. The Spanyard could understand what I was saying, almost like he had more than two brain cells. Still, it wasn't that amazing.

Fred: I'm right here, you know.

Narrative Guy: I began to wonder why I was even wasting my time here anymore. "It's hard", I thought silently, "For my author to write in the first person."
The fourth wall burns to the ground.
Narrative Guy: Then I realized I was getting paid by the hour by staying in this topic, and besides, I'm one of the least annoying people who could be here.

Bill: Speaking of which, where are your friends?

Narrative Guy: "Yeah," I thought. "Like I would tell you that the rest of the NNC are behind the three bushes to my right."

Bill: Thanks! Now I won't bother looking behind those bushes, as I like them more when they're quiet.

Bush to Narrative Guy's left: YO YO! Who says we is gonna be quiet, G?
Narrative Guy: My left and right sometimes get confused, I admitted to myself.

Bill: I'll pretend that's a TV behind that bush.

Bush to NG's left: FO SHIZZLE, DAWG! I AIN'T NO TV!
NG: The time came when even I admitted I was sick of hearing him.

Fred: ARGH! CAN'T I EAT MY TACOS IN PEACE?!
Fred throws a taco at the bush on NG's left.

The taco hits something behind the bush as Gangsta Blue Virus leaps out.
GBV: Hey yo, gangsta! It ain't fly to throw yo' tacos around!

OOC: I admit, I don't know Gangsta Blue Virus's real name.

Fred: Sorry, I only speak Spanyardish.

GBV: Yo, only foo's ain't speakin' Gangsta!