NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Citrus Man: Now you feel the juicy wrath of my *Blasts Fred and Bill with..* VITAMIN C RAY!!

Fred:...I smell like an orange now.

Citrus Man: The Orange of Justice!!! Now to finish you off!! ORANGE BLASTER!! *Blows Fred away with an Orange Blaster attack.*

Fred walks back and repeatedly fires Deathrays at Citrus Man.

*Citrus Man sideflips to dodge.*

Fred tackles Citrus Man to the ground.

*Citrus Man Lemonly Spins Fred away.*

OOC: Which is like Mario's Star Spin, but more fruity.

Bill blasts Citrus Man with the Extra Attack.

*Citrus Man is frozen for a short time.*

But it's the Extra Move that freezes people, not the Extra Attack.

*In that case, Citrus Man is hurt.*

Citrus Man: ORANGY BOWL!! *throws a giant orange at Bill and Fred.*

Bill and Fred are both crushed.
Bill: This is pretty humiliating.

Citrus Man: And that let that be a lesson to you, cretins! Crime doesn't pay, even with a single dime! LIME LIFTOFF! *flies away*

Andre: That must be one of Rayman's reinforcements back on that Subspace Plot!!!

*Luigi arrives. He's at an area where Bill and Fred are.*

Luigi: Hey, have you two seen my brother? He looks like me, but wearing red.

Peach and Daisy appear beside Luigi.
Fred: Yeah. He called himself "Citrus Man" again and attacked us.
Bill: Wait, don't we know you?

Luigi: Who's Citrus Man??? O.o;

Fred:...I just said your BROTHER called himself that.

Luigi: Then you must've seen Mario!! But where is--

Citrus Man: LIME LIFTOFF!! *flies towards Luigi and crashes into him*

Luigi: WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHAOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *CRASHED into Executrain's Laboratory.*

A cage falls on Luigi. Executrain then runs up to him and the cage.
Executrain: Luckily, I, Professor Executrain, had that installed incase any fool tried to smash through my wall rather than use the front door!...And using the front door would have resulted in another cage falling on them.

Luigi: UWH?!? WHO ARE YOU?!?!?

--

*Sekai runs into NC Land, unaware that she is in Funky Town. Karasz is on pursuit.*

Karasz: Wait! Stop.

Sekai: *to Karasz, tearfully.* What do you want? You're just here to tell me that Makoto is getting married to Kotonoha!..

Karasz: No, you don't understand. First, Makoto cares about you.. Second.. What the hell are you taking us?

Sekai: ...You know, I have no idea..

Monkeybot next to Luigi: I don't think you heard him say that he was PROFESSOR EXECUTRAIN!

Luigi: Let-a-me go you fool!!

Executrain: Thank you, Monkeybot #997.
Executrain turns to Luigi.
Executrain: You're in no position to be making demands. Now I think I'll just wait until you starve to death, then use your corpse for experiments.

*Luigi sobs uncontrollably.*

--

Sekai: *hods Karasz's arm* I'm scared..

Karasz: I fought terrible monsters before. By the way, where are we? *sees the Funky Town sign* O_o; FUNKY TOWN?? WTF?!

Meanwhile, Peach runs up to Citrus Man.
Peach: MARIO! What's gotten into you?!
Meanwhile again, tacos fall on Karasz and Sekai.