Funworld (Banjo-Tooie/Past)

UT's Voice: Don't worry, i'm okay. I think he might have done something with my being Unregistered.

Karasz: UT? Is that you? Are you a ghost or something?

UT's voice: I don't know. But I'm not dead.

Karasz: Do you know how we can get in Toad Town in here?

TUZL: Who was trying to turn me into coffee?
Psi Guy: And where is my past self?

Godot:...*hides Baby Coffee behind his back* Hmm...*hides his coffee maker behind his feet*

TUZL: It was Baby Godot, wasn't it? He was probably looking for a new flavor of coffee, so he tried fish!

Godot: Hey. For all we know, you were in there of your own free will.

TUZL: I'm a tadpole! I can't just swim into a coffee maker! I mean he's a tadpole, I mean- This is so confusing!

Godot: Yes. You were so confused, I had to stick you in the coffee maker for safety reasons.

Tadpole TUZL: (Am I really going to grow up and become this idiot?)
TUZL: What makes you think my past self was confused?

Godot: No, sorry, let me rephrase. I was confused because I should be older now. I'm thirty-two in our present, and now, fifteen years ago, I'm a baby. I was so afraid, and when RC said what you should have been, I may have been scared and stuffed you in my coffee maker, because everything in there (coffee beans) makes me happy.

TUZL: Fine, just don't you dare try and drink him.
Pizza Toad: Why haven't I said anything in a long time?
Psi Guy: I can't just wait here, I have to find my past self! *Leaves topic*

Karasz: Guys, I can't come... I have to find Dark and his past self... He is violating my past too!!!

Prototype repeats what Tadpole TUZL.

Young Alanna and Alanna walk over to TUZL.

Young Alanna: I put-Well, Actually, I guess WE put you-him-whatever-in the coffee maker so you/him could breath...Bleh. That was annoying.

Lightling: I'll meet up with you later, Karasz.. I sense the disturbance in the future. *leaves the topic via time hole.*

TUZL: Did you guys notice Psi Guy left?

Alanna: Yeah.

TUZL: He mumbled something about a vision he had and how he was captured by a ghost. But that's not enough information. Wait, I have an idea.

RC repeats what TUZL says.

RC: WHY CAN'T I STOP DOING THAT?!

Alanna: What's the plan?

TUZL: I have a friend, a pink yoshi named Yoyoyoyo Sr. He is a bounty hunter. I don't know if his future self knows anything about this, but if there is a ghost kidnapping people, surely his past self would have heard of it by now.

Alanna: ...? So he WASN'T captured?

TUZL: What?

Alanna: You're saying he WASN'T kidnapped?

TUZL: Who wasn't captured?