Marrymore (Future/Super Mario RPG)

This is Marrymore in the future.

OOC: It's a good thing TUZL didn't invade this one yet. I need this.

*Future Nonia is in the chapel, as she is preparing for the groom and bride to come. Future Makoto arrives with a tuxedo. The organ player plays the wedding song, "Here Comes the Bride." Future Sekai comes in, wearing a wedding dress, as she is approaching towards Makoto and Nonia.*

Future Nonia: Friends, family, and even people who we don't know.. We have gathered here for the pressence of the lord who witness and bless the joining together of the man and woman of this Holy Matrimony...

*2 Minutes later because I am too lazy to make her say the rest..*

Future Nonia: Into this holy union Makoto and Sekai now come to be joined. If any of you can show just cause why they may not lawfully be married, speak now; or else forever hold your peace.

OOC: Is it okay if after this is over this place gets invaded?

OOC: *rolls eyes at Karasz*

OOC: Oh alright.

OOC: Oh alright, what?

OOC: TUZL will get to use invasion on this plot when the wedding gig is over.

OOC: Whatever, but I don't like the idea...

OOC: Ok, suit yourself then.

Future Nonia: Do you, Makoto, take Sekai to be your lovely wedded wife?

Future Makoto: Yes, I do.

Future Nonia: And do you, Sekai, take Makoto to be your charming wedded husband?

Future Sekai: I do.

Future Nonia: You may exchange the rings.

*Makoto and Sekai does so.*

Future Nonia: I now pronouce you, husband and wife.. You may--

???: STOP!!!!

*Future Globox and Shnitzel, who are wearing beards in this era, barges in.*

Future Shnitzel: RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA!! (HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MARRY THAT....HUSSY!!!)

*The wedding guests gasped as the organ player plays a suspenseful tone.*

A figure appears, laughing maniacally.

Future Sekai: ...That voice... It can't be.

*The organ player plays a suspenseful tone, but with a different note.*

Future Nonia: What is the meaning of this?!

Hammer Bro: Yeah, who laughs maniaccly in the middle of a wedding?! A female mad scientist or something?!

Goomba: No! I thought it was crazy psyhopathic shopping clerk!!

Koopa Troopa: You're both wrong, it's an insane--

*The Organ Player throws the organ at the three interruptive guests.*

Future Makoto: O.o;

The figure reveals as future Kotonoha who is sexy as hell wearing a ripped up wedding dress and her hair is all messed up.

*The organ player plays a kazoo with a suspenseful tone.*

Kotonoha: How are you, Sekai?

Kotonoha smilies creepily.

Sekai: *upset at Kotonoha* Not good.. since you just crashed in..

Kotonoha begins walking down the isle with her hands behind her back.

Kotonoha: And how are you, dear Makoto?

Makoto: I-I-I'm fine!! Really!! We were about to finish the wedding!!

Kotonoha stops at the first row.

Kotonoha: Oh, were you now?

Makoto: Yes?

Shy Guy: Uh oh...

*The organ player plays the kazoo again, but it's no longer used.*

Kotonoha: Oh, that's lovely...

Nonia: Enough! The wedding must be finished! I NOW PRONOUCE YOU--

*Globox and Shnitzel throws a 10 ton anvil at Nonia.*

Kotonoha: So, you don't Mind if I CUT in?

Kotonoha slashes Sekai, cutting a chunk of her hair off.

*Sekai gasped quietly. The guests gasped loudly. They start to run away, screaming. One guest stayed and glares at Kotonoha.*

Paragoomba: That pun sucked.

The Paragoomba was never found.

Weird, echoing voice: I now pronounce you dead.
In a small, lightning-based explosion (though a harmless one), Sadako appears in front of Sekai and holds what appears to be a high-tech blade handle, sans blade, up to her chest.
Sadako: Nobody move or she dies.

OOC: When I describe how Sadako appears, picture the portals that Terminator characters use to travel through time.