Marrymore (Future/Super Mario RPG)

Sekai: She's terrorizing our wedding!!!

Kotonoha moves around as much as she can.

Sadako turns to Kotonoha.
Sadako: You can feel free to move and I'll even let you live if you help with cleanup duty.

Makoto: What's going on here?!!

Sadako: I suppose you could call it a stickup, but I'm really here to kill you all.

Kotonoha: I'll help with that!

*Shnitzel shoves his plunger on Sadako's face and push him out of the chapel.*

Shnitzel: Radda radda radda radda!!! (Get out of this suspenseful moment, hijacker!!)

Kotonoha picks up Schnitzel and throws him out of the church through the ceiling.

OOC: The gas' effect on strength stayed with her.

Grammar Nazis get Sadako back in. Sadako puts away the Cybersword and takes out two pistols marked with a bat, with pointed barrels, and with dried blood on them.
Sadako: I'll be taking volunteers first.

Kotonoha: Do the girl! THE GIRL!

Sadako fires at Sekai.

Kotonoha jumps up and down while clapping her hands.

Sekai: AAAHHH!..... *crashes into the seats.*

Makoto: Sekai!!

Sekai: ....*tries to get up* Makoto...... *dies*

Makoto: No!!!!! *angry at Kotonoha* What have you done?!

Interestingly enough, no blood comes from the wounds. That is because the special "Nosferatu" bullets that Sadako holds in the guns stay in the victims after penetrating their skin and suck their victims' blood in case they don't kill instantly.

But enough technobabble. Sadako then fires at Makoto.

Kotonoha: I did nothing, it was that guy.

*Makoto dodged this and fled.*

Sadako: He can dodge bullets? Amazing. Oh, well.
Sadako disappears in the little portal thing before reappearing in front of Makoto, holding his Cybersword (which seems to be the high-tech blade handle missing a blade).

Kotonoha blocks the exit.

OOC: I'm pretty sure its impossible to dodge bullets unless you were really far away...

*Makoto runs away and escapes through the window.*

Makoto: I gotta get out of here!!! *flees.*

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Nonia: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!!! *pulls out her morning star* You have destroyed the wedding ceremony!!! *bashes Sadako* You will pay for this!!!

Kotonoha waits happily for her death.

Nonia: *to Kotonoha* And you will be punished for killing her!! You have no heart...

Goomba: Even though it was the guy with the guns who killed her.

Kotonoha: Like I said before, I did nothing, it was all him.

Sadako, insulted, flicks a switch on the Cybersword handle, causing an eight-foot long, sparking red blade to emerge from the handle. Sadako lightly taps Nonia's morning star with the Cyberblade and the morning star explodes in a shower of green data, which quickly vaporizes out of existance.
Sadako: This Cyberblade is, as you can tell, no ordinary sword. A mere flick of a switch reduces power flow to the blade, causing it to fold in upon itself and become compact in the handle. If this blade comes into contact with a non-living object, said object's being would be changed into computer data, which is unable to exist in this world, so it violently separates and evaporates. To a living being, it just causes massive pain.
Random Bystander: Huh?
Sadako: *sigh* In layman's terms, it makes things go boom.

*Makoto runs for his life.*