Emerald Town/ChDA/Game Rabbits Entertainment (Sonic)

Vanilla: It was Typical Spouse abuse. And that Demon Rabbit wasn't my husband. I was married to Ice 7 years ago and the Demon Rabbit R@ped me the year after against my will. Ice is a Pterodactyl and not the Demon Rabbit. Although Ice and I already divorced only because I gave Vector the Crocodile a kiss on the Cheek, not because of the R@pe. Ice didn't even Noticed the time I was R@ped... until our Restraining order was uplifted and I told him about this.

Max: You should've installed a hi-tech security system to keep that damn sexual prediator away from ya!!

Sam: You were married to a pterodactyl?!

Max: No offenese, lady, but that is SO messed up! You got him from a dating service?!

Vanilla: No, but I had to fall in love with him because unlike other pterodactyls, he's a Vegetarian like me perhaps. But since we divorced, it's all in the Past.

Sam: We'll have to take the case. We'll take care of Triplesix.

*Dogs are starting to have diarrhea excluding Sam.*

Max: HAH! You said Triplesix!!

*Lightning bolts hit the pond, killing the fishes.*

Sam: Ya know what? Let's not mention his name anymore.

Max: Good, because his name is more worse than Macbeth!!

*A boulder falls and crushes Vanilla. Sam looked at Max with a shocking expression.*

Max: What? What did I say?

*Luckily, Vanilla is okay, she lifts the Boulder off of her and puts it on the ground.*

Vanilla: Max, Don't even mention that name either, the boulder crushing on me gives me a Splitting headache. I mean look! *Picks her loose right bucktooth out of her gums and shows it to Max* I even lost one of my buckteeth now.

Sam: Hey, you could put that under your pillow for a nice gift from the Tooth Fairy.

Max: Well at least I don't have buck teeth. I have shark teeth.

Sam: Anyway, don't worry ma'am. We'll take care of you-know-who and his devious channel of pain and suffering.

Max: TO THE DESOTO! *gets in with Sam.*

*The DeSoto drives out.*

Vanilla: WAIT!! Let me Go with you guys! This event is Classified for Three Team Members Each, You know. It's unknown to me how many Teams are going to enter. *@Gemerl*G-Mel, You take care of Cream while I'm Gone. Okay?*Flys out of the Topic*

Emerl appears, standing still.

Emerl vanishes, seeing as how G-Mel IS Emerl.

OOC: Let's just say he's separate, ok?

OOC: That would make no sense, as Sonic Advance 3's ending basically showed that G-Mel has Emerl's memories. Can't you make a new robot just like him?

OOC: Isn't there a rule against clones?

OOC: No. If there were, Lava couldn't have registered Mama Luigi and those other guys. And besides, you could make some of your own differences, correct?

OOC: Yeah, I guess.

Hazel leaves the topic. No, I am not compensating for the fact that the search engine couldn't find her in this topic.

OOC: The search engine is terrible.

Meanwhile, the Chaotix are in their office, looking for a case they can do in the newspaper.

*Makoto came in and he placed a Help Wanted poster on the bulletin board.*

Seeing as how the Chaotix are detectives and not teachers, they don't notice.

Makoto: =_=; I don't want detectives.

*Professor Wool comes.*

Professor Wool: Actually, you just placed the troublesome bulletin board.

*Makoto takes it off.*

Professor Wool: But I'm doing somebody a favor. Please excuse me for a moment. *goes to the Chaotix Dective Agentive Agency* Pardon me, a moment of your time please?

Charmy: Oh, boy! A client!
Vector: What can we do for ya?

Professor Wool: My name is Professor Wool of Sockonia, and I am asking you three for a favor of retrieving a legendary animal called Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as some call him. He has been captured by poachers for own reasons. If you can bring Bigfoot back to the wild, I will give you this. *shows them the briefcase filled with a million dollars.*

Dollar signs appear in Vector and Charmy's eyes.
Vector: You have yourself a deal!

Professor Wool: Bigfoot was last seen in Yellowstone National Park.

Vector: He'll be free soon enough!
The Chaotix leave the topic.