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Karasz
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Age : 36
|  Subject: "When Old Ladies Attack"  Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:55 pm | |
| A quirky short story I just made up.
You may think that old ladies are sweet on the outside, but inside... they're mean and rough looking. They may try to strike on you at any moment. If you're not too careful, they attack you with their purses and their toy poodles. :S
Old ladies inhabited from several places; they also live there for typical reasons: knitting, baking cookies, and even listen to stupid oldies music. If you disturb them, they barge out of the doors and whack you with their cane. They attend to hurt people. | |
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Sylux
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Posts : 10031
Join date : 2007-08-28
Age : 28
Location : My chairrr
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:00 pm | |
| I dislike this topic mainly because most of the old ladies that are a major part of my life are awesome. =/
Other than that, It's funny...a little. | |
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Karasz
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Posts : 26359
Join date : 2007-08-25
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:01 pm | |
| Sorry, it's just that I want to practice short story fiction. | |
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Numberman.Exe
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Age : 30
Location : Land of the banned.
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:03 pm | |
| Canes are deadly weapons...I was once attacked by an Old lady...It hurts.... | |
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Yoshi
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Join date : 2007-08-26
Location : mah bumper cars in maine
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:15 pm | |
| Dude. This is offensive. Old people are cool. | |
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Numberman.Exe
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| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:25 pm | |
| Ok..I understand but i didnt do anything offensive..I just said i had been attacked once..Im assuming you point that post at Karasz. | |
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Yoshi
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Join date : 2007-08-26
Location : mah bumper cars in maine
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:39 pm | |
| - Yuping wrote:
- Ok..I understand but i didnt do anything offensive..I just said i had been attacked once..Im assuming you point that post at Karasz.
It was. | |
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Karasz
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Posts : 26359
Join date : 2007-08-25
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:40 pm | |
| Alright, so a senior citizen related parody is probably hurts alot. I was bored, sorry. | |
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Sylux
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Posts : 10031
Join date : 2007-08-28
Age : 28
Location : My chairrr
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:50 pm | |
| She said it was pointed towards Karasz, Yuping. | |
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Karasz
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Posts : 26359
Join date : 2007-08-25
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:50 pm | |
| Sigh... e_e; Some people can't take a joke.. | |
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Numberman.Exe
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Posts : 3530
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Age : 30
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| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:00 pm | |
| Oh im sorry i didnt see that really sorry.. | |
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Aelis
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Posts : 24
Join date : 2007-11-25
Age : 29
Location : A Castle in the Sky
| | Subject: Re: "When Old Ladies Attack" Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:59 pm | |
| - Karasz wrote:
- Sigh... e_e; Some people can't take a joke..
I agree. | |
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