Onett (Earthbound)

Morbul walks out of Ness's house, which starts to burn to the ground.
Morbul: Break a warrior's body all you want, but to truly destroy them, you must strike their heart!

Ness clenches his fist, glares angrily at Morbul, and starts using PSI Rockin on him over and over again.

Lord Morbul allows himself to be hit over and over again by PSI Rockin. The damage it does is enough to kill a normal person, but Lord Morbul remains standing with only a few straches.

Ness keeps doing it.
Ness: WHY! DO! YOU! KEEP! TORMENTING! US!

Morbul: To show everyone that you aren't as strong as you supposedly are.

Ness: WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST GREAT?!
Ness uses PSI Rockin on the ground beneath Morbul, causing it to collapse.

Lord Morbul ignores the force of gravity and hovers above the ground.
Morbul: Take it like a man. Or is that too much for your puny brain to handle?

Ness says nothing and uses PSI Rockin to blast Morbul down the hole.

Lord Morbul vanishes, but his cruel laughter is heard around Ness and co. The house finishes burning to the ground.

Ness falls on his knees and Paula walks up to him.
Paula: Ness...
Ness: I'll be fine. The house can get rebuilt eventually.

Voice behind Ness: Yes, but your feelings will never be the same, will they?

Ness turns to where the voice came from.
Ness: Haven't you done enough here?

Klarion is behind Ness.
Klarion: I've just arrived, simpleton.

Ness: I thought you were...never mind.
Paula: Just who are you? Are you working with the guy who did this to Ness' house?

Klarion: No, I am not. I just thought you might be interested to know the identity of your tormentor. His name is Lord Morbul, and if you're planning on revenge, that's something you can currently never achieve.

Paula: Well, Ness doesn't need to get re-
Ness: Do you know how I can GET revenge on him?

Klarion: To find his lair, you'd need someone who knows where it is. To get into his lair, you'd need a team of heroes far larger than your current one. And if you wish to defeat Lord Morbul, you need Alexander von Koopa.

Ness: Who's this "Alexander von Koopa"?

Klarion: Figure it out, if that's even possible.
Klarion vanishes.

Ness sighs.
Ness: Maybe the library has SOMETHING that can help us...
Ness heads to the library. Paula, Jeff, and Poo all look at each other before following.

Incredibly, The Book of Every CCRPG Post was recently lent to the library.

Ness finds the book and looks at it, seeing that Alex is at the Solar Pyramid.
Ness: Well, that works.
Ness and co. leave the topic.

*The Elite Newer Age Retro-er Hippies of Death appear and attack*

The citizens of Onett ignore the hippies.

Peaceman the Hippie: Awwww, come on!

*The NARHOD whacks the citzens with ladders*