Dark's Death Castle (Original)

Darkling: ...We gonna get him?

Dark: Yup. Don't worry. I know EXACTLY how to get him. *Leaves topic*

Darkling heads off to steal more energy in the meantime, leaving the topic.

A gryphon lands in Dark's Death Castle.

OOC: You are now free to try and recruit any of my villains you dare.

A Large pair of wings appears, spinning. The Spinning stops, revealing Archdevil Darkling.

*A Demkoopa holding a sign that reads "Plot Info" walks up to the Gryphon*

The gryphon turns into Changeling, snatches the sign, and reads it.

Archdevil Darkling: ...Who are you?

Changeling: First tell me who you are.

Archdevil Darkling: I asked you first.

Sign: Dark's Minions have built him a giant ray that makes everything in it's radius angry and evil. People that do not destroy eachother will be easily defeated, resulting in Multi-versal domination for us.

Changeling turns to Darkling.
Changeling: Good for you. You did not answer my question.
Changeling tosses the sign out a conviniently placed window.

Archdevil Darkling: So you are a shapeshifter, huh? Oo, I'm so Scarred. What are you gonna do, Stab yourself with my Sword?

Grammar Nazis charge at Darkling... but then notice he's Darkling, and decide to leave him alone. Changeling turns into Archdevil Darkling.
Changeling: Hey, look at me! I talk in black text and come up with incredibly lame insults! That makes me better than everyone!

Archdevil Darkling: At least I don't have to shapeshift into someone to insult someone.

OOC: Dark should recruit Alma. O.O

OOC: I can imagine it right now...
Dark: Hey, little girl. You want to be on our...
*Dark explodes in a bloody mess, then reforms*
Dark: I take it that's a n...
*Dark explodes in a bloody mess, then reforms*
Dark: You're really starting to...
*Dark explodes in a bloody mess*

IC:

Changeling: Oh, I don't have to mock someone using their own form. I just find that anyone smart listens to what I'm saying when I look like them. Clearly you aren't, so I can tell you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

OOC:

Alma summons nightmares to attack Dark as he is exploding and reforming, meanwhile, Soldiers and Assassins maul him.

Dark: DKLSAHF*BOOM*KLHOLYCRA-*BOOM*GETTHE*BOOM*MOFFME*BOOM*

IC:

Archdevil Darkling: And Yet I'm a god. How amazing.

OOC:

The instant Dark somehow gets away, REV8 Leviathans blast him with rockets and lasers.
Dark: MOMMY!

IC:

Changeling: Standards for gods must be incredibly low.

OOC:

Followed by Point Man stabbing Dark with a knife he found on the floor.

IC:

Archdevil Darkling: Exactly why I have so much energy and stolen life force stored in my body, right?

OOC:

Why would Point Man be there? More likely it's Paxton that does the stabbing. Then, he drags Dark's body off for supper.

IC:

Changeling turns to normal.
Changeling: You're no longer interesting to talk to.

OOC:

Dark is roasted in delicious Arby's BBQ sauce then served on a silver platter.

IC:

Archdevil Darkling: Was that supposed to be an insult?

OOC: ARBY'S?

The ultimate insult.

IC:

Changeling: No. It was supposed to be a statement of how you're no longer interesting to talk to.

OOC:

Yes, I know. I'm despicable.

IC:

Archdevil Darkling: I knew you would probably say something like that.

Changeling gets out a copy of Entertainment Weekly and reads it, ignoring Darkling.

Archdevil Darkling practices some of his attacks, one decimating a wall.

Archdevil Darkling: Nice...

Archdevil Darkling stops.

Darkling: Now that I think about it, I should try to expand my powers beyond being only a Twilight God...I shall now become a Time and Space god, also!

Darkling disappears the same way he entered the topic, except backwards.