Dark's Death Castle (Original)

A few seconds later, Sarina gets clubbed over the head.

*Sarina sniffled as she rubbed her forehead in pain.*

*The Dry bones enters the Topic straight to changeling*

Dry Bones: *@Invisable Changeling* I hate to say this, Changeling, but Jacktail is just Victoria's own term of saying "Jackass". Plus, She wasn't talking about you at all, cause mainly, She was talking about Dark's Demkoopas and Demgoombas. That's all. *Walks out of the Topic.*

Victoria: *@Invisable Changeling* I don't normally trust that Skeleton, but the Dry Bones is right; I WAS talking about those Demkoopas and Demgoombas.

*The Demkoopas and Demgoombas are mauling on Victoria.*

*Before the Demkoopas and Demgoombas do so, Agent Daria leaps in front Victoria Blasting every Demkoopa in sight with Nitro Bullets fired out of her Gatling moded Metal Hand as Victoria Blasts every Demgoomba in sight with Bullet Bills fired out of her Handheld Bill Blaster. Invisible Fantasy Sr. Just heals the Wounds of Sarina's head with heal Magic. Although, Angry at the Invisible Changeling's attack on Sarina, She Blasted him with Thunder Magic. Cause in Invisibility, she can see Changeling with her heat vision goggles.*

OOC: That's right! Fantasy Sr. Only uses Dark Magic when she's Sane and angry.

OOC: First, TK2, learn to spell. Second, being invisible does not mean you can see invisible things.

OOC: I AM learning to spell, Alex. The post is already edited. I mean "Sanely Angry" means Angry but sane.

OOC: No, you're not. Otherwise, you wouldn't spell "blasts" without the L and you'd spell "invisible" correctly. I can't do anything about your ignoring logic, unfortunately, except say the obvious repeatedly.

OOC: Okay, I have fixed the mispelled words like you asked, Alex. Now lets get back to RPing, okay?

Godot: *takes out another mug (he has 17) and drinks some coffee* This battle was straight forward. Either we were winning, or not. Then it went utterly insane. When, how, why, and who made it happen?

A neon sign labelled "these losers" points to TK2's characters.

Victoria: What do WE have to do with this? AND BE NICE TO US FOR ONCE, AUTHOR ALEX!! We never lose! *Keeps killing Demkoopas and Demgoombas with her handheld Bill Blaster.*

Hal: Oh this sucks. Let's just go to the next area already.

Jeff: I'm losing my patience because of those douchebags.

Victoria: WE ARE NOT DOUCHE BAGS!!

Jeff: You can't change who you are. You're douchebags, doucheheads.

Daria: Author Alex is just Character Controlling us, which is against the rules, By Calling us "Losers" and we never lose!

Hal: What? You're accusing Author Alex who character controls? He didn't do anything--

God: THAT DOES IT!! IT'S SMITIN' TIME!! I HAD ENOUGH TO HEAR WITH THESE FREAKING IDIOTS!! OFF TO HELL!! *Giant hand grabs TK2's characters and throws them into the Heck topic.*

OOC: Now let's see... where's that "Picard Facepalm" image...

Godot: *takes two old cups of coffee that are very cold and throws them at Victoria and Daria, the coffee remains in the two cups until they tip upside-down, which is right before they hits Victoria and Daria; to explain; they're each wearing a coffee cup like a hat, and coffee is pouring from it all over their faces* I thought that might cool you down, hot-heads.

OOC: Any mistakes are because I intended only one cup to be thrown at Victoria, then Daria spoke.

OOC: TK2's characters are in Hell. Bet they can't get out of this one.. except when they're using the shovel..

Victoria: *Sigh* Thanks, Godot.

Daria: *Sigh* Seriously.

OOC: You were saying, Karasz? Oh, and...



I am not character controlling you by calling your characters losers. That would be like saying you control Koopakirby's characters by calling them "Jacktails". Also, saying that "you never lose" is just another problem of your characters. They refuse to lose, so they become cheap, boring, and stupid, breaking rules if they have to just so they won't lose.

OOC: Goddamn it. (Sorry for the language.)

Sarina: Oh I give up... They just won't leave us alone.. *walks to the next room.*

Hal: What? You're not going to say anything?

Jeff: Let her go, Hal.

Godot: I wish one of my rules wasn't never run from a battle. Because this one is more annoying than Luigi.

Fire Luigi: That's it. *Burns Godot with his green flames.*