Green woods desian human ranch (Original)

Zaffebula: RAAAAAUGGHHH!!! *breaks through the Human Ranch with his muscles* ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!

Karasz: Zaffiro is out of control!! There's no telling what he'll do next!!!

*Zaffebula leaves topic.*

Karasz: *angry at Kratos and Yuan* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

Yuan:You have about...23 hours to cure him.

That means for this lady here too..

Tibbity:Quick find your friend and join me at Iselia!*Leaves the topic with AlieBula*

Karasz: Right. *leaves topic*

*Mario enters the topic*

Mario: I think the Power Star is in that weird ranch.

*Hipno appears in the topic*

Desian: A human!! Grab him!! *charges at Mario*

Mario: Whoa! Mama Mia! I have been bumping into unfortunate situations. *stomps on the Desian, defeating him.*

Hipno: Hmmmmmm.....Is that who Cousin Nastastia told me about?.......

Desian A: Who is that guy? Honestly!

Desian B: THat guy is NOT a perfect guy who could be sold off to a slavehouse. He must be exterminated!!

*Mario Star Spins both Desians*

Desian B: Medic. *knocked out.*

*Octoroks starts to shoot stones at Mario, which he dodges.*

Kratos:AN INTRUDER!We must intercept!*Kratos casts a lvl 3 grave spell on mario which causes Stalagmites to rise from the ground and which traps Mario in a cave of stalagmites*

Mario: *gets damage from it* WHOA!!! OWOWOWOWOW!! *runs round covering his injured butt.* Whoa ho ho! What's-a-matter for you!!? *jumps and stomps on Kratos*

Kratos:Ouch...*Casts Fireball on Mario which creates 3 homing fireballs that hits Mario with a lot of damage*

Mario: DAAAAHH!! O_O *butt is burning and runs around* MAMA MIA!! HOH OH HAOWWWOWW!! >_<;; Man, I got to beat that guy before moving on. *Star Spins Kratos away; damaging him.*

Kratos:Urgh....

Yuan:YOU DO NOT HURT MY FRIEND!*Casts Earth crush on Mario causing Mario to be trapped in a block of earth which then becomes smaller and smaller which damages Mario.But Mario is not yet dead.The block dissapears right before Mario would die*

*Mario is knocked out..*

....

*Mario wakes up and gets up.*

Mario: Mama Mia! Now there's another enemy? Well, if he's using earth properties, then I guess I'll use a better method to defeat him.

*Mario gets out F.L.U.D.D. and blasts a ton of water on Yuan, damaging him to the wall.*

Yuan:Angh....

Kratos:FIRST AID!

*Yuan is fully healed and then he swings his sword at Mario dealing massive damage*

Mario: *whips out hammer and bashes Yuan* Ha!

Yuan:*Dodges as Kratos Casts Judgement on Mario causing a rain of Light beams on Mario which does ultimate damage*

*Mario is knocked out, with small stars floating around his head. He is stunned.*

Mario: Mama mia... These guys are really tough. How am I going to get that Power Star with the two try to attack me? Who are they working for? Bowser?

Yuan:Bowser?Hahahaha!THEN SO DIE AT THE BOWSER YOU HATE!*Finishes Mario off with his sword*

*Mario quickly dodges and bashes Yuan to the ground with hammer.*

Mario: Sorry, but I got some serious stuff to do! *Flees his way to the Power Star.*

*A door closes in front of Mario*

Yuan:You cannot enter!*shoots an energy blast at Mario*

Mario: *whacks the energy blasts back at Yuan, damaging him* Take-a-that!!

Yuan:Uaargh...

Kratos:DIE!TAKE THIS!*Mario is trapped in some sort of a pillar of earth and then inside the pillar of earth bombs start to spawn*

Mario: *whips out Starman and becomes invulnerable for 10 posts; breaks out of the pillar and Star Spins Yuan away*

Yuan:ARREGHAAAA!!*flies out of the Human ranch and lands outside*

You shall pay for this Mario!


Kratos:Gaah...Impossible...*Warps out of the human ranch whilst an army of Desians starts stabbing Mario and shoots Fireballs at Mario and creates icicles at mario and so on*

*But Mario is still invulnerable. He has 8 posts left till the effect wore off. The Desians are easily defeated when attacking Mario.*

Mario: I'm-a-gettin'g out of here! *jumps and grabs the Power Star* WHAAAAAAHOOOO! *flies out of the topic with it.*