Smithy's Factory (Super Mario RPG)

The devious Smithy runs this weapon company, which is bad for the Mushroom Kingdom. He tried to get the Seven Stars, but was thwarted by Mario and his friends. For some reason, his factory still exists.

*A Grand Star appears in Smithy's Office.*

Smithy enters his office and sees the Grand Star.
Smithy: Well, what do we have here?

*Karasz enters, but Wario teleported in the topic and lands on Karasz*

Karasz: GET OFF ME YOU FAT LARD BUTT!! O_O

Wario: Hah!! *gets off*

Karasz: You're that guy from Kakuri's place. What are you doing here?!

Wario: Lookin' for more treasure!! And look what I just got! *Whips out the Rule-Free Wand* WAAAA HA HA HA HA!!

Karasz: What is that?

Wario: The Rule-Free Wand! The most powerful wand you have ever seen.

Karasz: ..Wow, nice. Anyway, you want to help me with the Power Star thing?

Wario: You know Mario?

Karasz: ...Nope, but I saw him earlier.

Wario: Bah! He's a cheater! And he's a goody-two shoe fool!! Alright, i'll join you, but only for money.

Robots are busy working at machines.

Karasz: I don't like the look of these guys.

Wario: Bah, these guys are just too clueless to know we're here.

Shurikens go flying past Wario.

Wario: Oh mama mia. Who threw them!?

Karasz: Ninjas!! O_O

Ninjas surround Karasz and Wario.

Karasz: Bring it on! *Gets out Power Sword*

Wario: No need to! *blasts the Ninjas, turning them into butterflies*

The butterflies throw shurikens at Karasz and Wario.

Karasz: YOUCH!!!

Wario: OW!! What is this? Bug-Fu?! *Swats the butterflies with a fly swatter.*

Nothing else happens.

Wario: The only good bug here is a dead bug!! *walks with Karasz*

Karasz: The Star should be around here somewhere.

?????: WAIT ONE SECOND!

*The Ninja appears*

Ninja: Those are the worst fake ninjas i've seen. If you're gonna make fake ninjas, make them look good. These guys have pasted Macironi for their uniforms. I'm insulted.

Karasz: Then what's the ninja's proof to be the true ninja?

Ninja: You have no right to talk, amatuer! We came in 1996, while you're still fairly recent! You should be taking tips from us!

Wario: Oh yeah, then why Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appear in the late 80's!?

Ninja: We're talking to KK's ninja. Us, the SMRPG ones, came in 1996.

Wario: Whatever. We better get our caboose moving. *goes with Karasz*

Ninja: No, Ask-A-Ninja is recent. I have been a ninja long before you were intended to be put on the face of the universe.

Wario: With my Rule-Free Wand, I can vanquish my stupid enemies! Look out, cuz here comes Wario!!!

Karasz: That's what the wand is called?

Wario: Hey, some loser named it.

Ninja: We are thousands of years old and are immune to things that can hurt human ninjas.

Ninja: I ain't a human. I a Ninja.

One of the Ninjas makes the "crazy" sign.