Dimsdale (Fairly Oddparents)

It's an average town which no one understands.

*Wario arrives in the topic*

*Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda are in Timmy's House*

Timmy: I'm bored........

Wanda: There's lots of things to do!

Cosmo: Yeah! Like close that warp to Fairy World outside the House!

Timmy and Wanda: WHAT!? YOU DIDN'T CLOSE IT!?

Wario: *sees the portal* Oooh! It could be where that portal can take me!! *heads to the portal and leaves topic*

*Wanda closes the portal, then the group poofs out of topic to see if anyone got in*

*Crocker is trying to track fairies down with his Fairy Detector*

Crocker: Blast! The signal is lost! How can it be! Maybe because the portal to Fairyworld is closed. Luckily I have built my own, so I can capture and bring to this world, so people will know the existance of.. *twitches his own body* FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

*A Note block with a note on it appears*

Note: Jump on me Crackpot.

Crocker: I can't think of a reason not to!! *jumps on the note block*

*Crocker flies up to Fairy world*

*Timmy's Mom and Dad is at the house, waiting for their son to let them tell him something.*

*Timmy appears in his room, and Cosmo and Wanda appear in the Fishbowl*

Mom: Timmy! We're going to the movie theaters!

Dad: So we're leaving you with the babysitter.

Timmy: You mean Vicky!?

*A mirror breaks*

Dad: Actually she was having a vacation by babysitting a child in Sweden.

Mom: So meet your substitute babysitter!!

*Homestar Runner enters the house*

Homestar: Oh hello! My name is Homestar Runner dot net. It's Dot Com! ^_^

Dad and Mom: Bye Timmy! *drives to the movie theater*

Cosmo: *As fish* SWEET! I've never met a Website Address!

Homestar Runner: Ok.. That fish is creeping me out. Anyway. *puts on a yellow bowl* Alright little man, attention! As your sergant babysitter, it is your duty to make sure the house is clean! If you feel tired, *holds out a box of donuts and a cup of coffee* Just have a coffee break for a half hour.

Timmy: Awesome! *Badly cleans the bathroom mirror, then has a coffee break*

*THis makes Timmy get the caffiene. Coffee = Extreme sleepless speed.*

*Homestar looked at he mirror*

Homestar: Hello hansome. You lookin' pretty dirty. Seriously though, you are. I know a solution to all cleaning problems. *cleans the mirror with bubble bath soup, but it instantly breaks, giving Homestar bad luck* Hey! It just divided. Hello Homestars one, two, three, and four!

Timmy: *Begins to shake lightly* C-c-c-c-c-c-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--l-ll--l-l-l-l-l-l-ll-l!

*Homestar went outside*

Homestar: Your next objective is to make a hedge happy.

*Due to Homestar's bad luck, everywhere goes make bad luck happen.*

Petunia: *skips along and passed Homestar by* Ha ha he he he he ha ha ha! ^_^ --Huh?

*A cat passes Petunia by*

Petunia: GASP!!

*A car made a hit and run on Petunia*

Petunia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! *CRASHED!!; dies*

Dad: GASP!! Oh my goodness! I forgot her present!! Where did I put that thing?! *noticed that his present is gone* *girly scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Dinkleberg: Hey! I found this stray present! And look! It was a necklace!!

Dad: *angry* Curse you Dinkleberg!!! *runs to his house and destroys everything*

Timmy: Okay.............*Sprays Laffing Gas on the hedge*

*The Hedges laugh*

Homestar: Boy, hedges has a brightful spirit, do they?

Timmy: I guess they do....Now what? More coffee!? *Shakes lightly*

Homestar: Don't forget Fluffypuff Marshmellows!

*Timmy goes to get a coffee break so fast he causes a Sonic Boom*