Dimsdale (Fairly Oddparents)

*Timmy comes out, but is nervous*

RED Heavy: NOW WE'RE GONNA DESTROY DUCKS!!

*Ducks are flying around the house*

RED Heavy: EAT BULLETS!! *Shoots the ducks.* BWAH HAH HAH HAH!!

*Timmy plays Duck Hunt on the NES*

RED Heavy: BAH! Little man ain't interested in violence!!

*Sekai comes in the topic.*

Dad: How are we gonna go someplace if we don't have a babysitter?

*Vicky appears beside Dad.*

Vicky: I'll take care of Timmy. (AND RIP HIS HEAD OFF WITH A VERY DEADLY AXE!!!)

Dad: And how am I going to get a new job? I got fired!!

*Sekai goes over to Dad.*

Sekai: Excuse me, we're looking for some teachers for our school. You want to be part of it?

Dad: Do I get to pencil push for the kids?!

Sekai: Uh.. Sure.

Dad: OOOOOH!! I'm so happy I could faint!! *screams like a little girl and faints; but gets up.* And not just that. *points at Dinkleberg* IN YOUR FACE, DINKLEBERG!!! *runs out of the topic.*

Sekai: Looks like I got one. Boy, this is pretty good!!! *leaves the topic.*

Mom: And I'm going shopping! Bye Timmy! Have fun with Vicky! *goes shopping.*

*Timmy poofs to Fairy World with Cosmo and Wanda*