Underwhere and the Overthere (Super Paper Mario)

*Yuping shoots a small ball of dark at the swoopers that deals 16 damage to each one of them*

???: LOOK OUT!

*??? Reveals herself as a Red Yoshi. She falls on Yuping.*

Red Yoshi: Whoops! O_O Sorry about that.

*Dry Bones start to shake and re-animate. They tackle Yuping and the Red yoshi*

Yuping:Ow sheezuz.That hurt!who are you and why did you attack me you..
Thingy majiger

*The Red Yoshi shoots Fire Beams at each of the Dry Bones*

Red Yoshi: Sorry about that. I am known as VeryCoolYoshi. I am here in search of my sister's Boyfriend. I teleported myself to the wrong place and fell on you.

Yuping:Ah well..I cannot be mad at such a cute yoshi..
So..Who is your sister's boyfriend?

VCY: I don't know what he looks like. She never told me. She just said "A black spirit" ...Wait, cute?

Yuping:I know him...He is down by that umm..Twigz lake?

And yes...Cute.

*VCY gives him a 'o_o' face, then flees at the speed of sound without even "Bye" or "Thank you"*

*Frost Piranhas pop out of the warp pipe and blow ice beath on VCY*

*VCY moves away and breaths fire on the Frost Piranhas*

*Meanwhile...*

*Darkrai is at the bottom of Lake Twygz Again, and he's drawing a circle with a stick*

*Meanwhile... again...*

*A Nimbi holding a Black Apple is floating next to Dooplisselle who is still sleeping. There's also another Nimbi.*

Nimbi: Hey. You wanna pull a prank on this little girl?

Nimbi #2: Sure! How about we Shove this apple into her mouth?

???: How about no?

*Another Nimbi shows up and roars at the other two, scaring them away*

Nimbi: Hey, little girl? Are you awake?

*Dooplisselle is still sleeping*

*Ruff Puffs are heading towards at Dooplisselle and a Nimbi. They spit out Thunder Balls at them*

*The Nimbi protects Dooplisselle from any harm*

Nimbi: *Hissing* You guys get away from her!

*Ruff Puffs tackle the Nimbi*

*The Nimbi still protects Dooplisselle*

*The Ruff Puffs snarls at Nimbi*

Nimbi: Is that all you got?

*Meanwhile*

Darkrai: I am extremely bored. *Sighs* I wish those old, fat people didn't exist. Then I wouldn't be here. Where am I anyways?

D-Man: Hate to tell you this, but two fat people you know of died and may appear here.

Darkrai: ...How could my day get any worse...?

*Skeleton Monty Moles pop out of the ground*

Darkrai: It just did. -_- *Makes a list of bad things that happened today which includes the following (In order):

-Got grabbed by two Fat dudes. Couldn't breathe.
-Nearly died because the fat dudes squished me.
-Dunno what happened to me but I got sent after fainting to this unknown place that makes me feel depressed. Not to mention I'm far away from my Girlfriend.
-Got grabbed my a really creepy hand. Couldn't breathe. (Again.)
-The two fat dudes died and now they're probably stuck in this heck with me.
-Skeletons of moles appeared and might attack me soon~

End of list*

*the Skeleton Monty Moles tackle Darkrai*

Darkrai: And...Uh, I was right. *push Monty Mole Skeletons off him and into Lake Twygz* Now... What do I do now? *Turns to D-Man* Say, do you know where I am? And what happened to me?

D-Man: You got killed, so you're sent here called Underworld. Though this is a depressing underworld, we have the ice cream shop, candy shop, and even the dance club.

Darkrai: I GOT KILLED?! ...And not only that. I don't have a mouth, so I can't eat, and I can't dance. So this is just depressing. I hate death. And I didn't even do anything wrong!

*Darkrai rethinks everything he did in his life*

Darkrai: ...Scratch that last one. Is there somewhere else to go for dead people?