Underwhere and the Overthere (Super Paper Mario)

D-Man: I don't know. Hey, scare some of those ghostly nerds over there.

Darkrai: How? I can't use any of my powers while dead.

D-Man: You need a permit to use skills.

Darkrai: And who do I get the permit from?

D-Man: The queen.

Darkrai: What Queen?

D-Man: Queen Jaydes.

Darkrai: Could you point me to where she is?

OOC: Darkrai Koopa let me have Grambi and Jaydes.

D-Man: Right there.

*Queen Jaydes appear in her own castle.*

*Darkrai goes up to Queen Jaydes*

Queen Jaydes: Yes? What do you need?

Darkrai: PLEASE! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I BEG OF YOU! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WROOOOOOOOONG!

Queen Jaydes: Hmm. I see. Well, off with ya.

*A spring trap springs Darkrai out of the topic*

Darkrai: *Dodges trap* Wait. A. Minute. If I leave, I can't do anything, since I'm till dead. >_>

*Meanwhile, Alfred and Alfreda appear on the D-Man, squashing him and making waves. Darkrai turns to the Alfred Duo*

Darkrai: <_< Oh great. Them. Those are the fat dudes who killed me.

D-Man: MEDIC!

Alfreda: Hey look! There's little black toy!

Darkrai: GET AWAY FROM ME! And stop calling me little black toy. It makes me feel small. And powerless. Just like I am now. My name is "Darkrai".

Alfreda: Oh, sorry, Narkye!

Darkrai: DARKRAI!

Alfreda: Oh, sorry again, Arkrye.

Darkrai: ...

*Alfreda picks Darkrai up and squeezes him. Darkrai struggles furiously*

Darkrai: MMMPH! MMMMMMMPPPPHHHHH! (Get away from me!) *Faints due to lack of air*

Alfred: Yay! Arkrye stopped moving! Now we can make a puppet show! *Lets Darkrai down, and ties strings to his hands, and pulls him up*

D-Man: Idiot.

Queen Jaydes: Stop! I have seen enough!! *Zaps the Alfred Duo with Fire Bolt*

*It bounces off them and back at Queen Jaydes. Darkrai starts to wake up*

Darkrai: Ugh... WAIT A SEC'! RELEASE ME RIGHT NOW!

Alfred: And he talks!

Darkrai: RELEASE ME RIGHT THIS SECOND! Man... If my hands were free and I had a permit, I'd put you to sleep and give you nightmares! NIGHTMARES! DO YOU LIKE THAT! *Struggles*

Alfred: I like the sleep part, but what's a nightmare?

Darkrai: Man, you're an idiot. Why me?! A nightmareare illusionary images that haunt you while you're sleeping. AND I CONTROL THEM! YOU GOT IT?!

Alfreda: What are you talking about, Arkrye?

Darkrai: I'm not even gonna try.

*Queen Jaydes teleport the Alfred Duo away from Darkrai*

*This means Darkrai was teleported along with them, seeing how he was attached to the string and they were holding the string. They appear a bit further away than they were last time*

Darkrai: AUGH! At least they're not rolling.

*He starts to feel pressure*

Darkrai: Wha... *Spots a rock that they're starting to roll over, but very slowly* O_O OMIGOSH-- Someone get a bigger rock. If they roll, I'll get squished, meaning either dying in death, or just getting badly injured.

D-Man: Nah, you'll get injured. You can't die here.

Darkrai: Oh.

*They start rolling, and Darkrai gets rolled over, getting badly injured. They let go of Darkrai.*

Darkrai: Augh... 'Ot die a'ain... Dat wuz the 'ird 'ime 'at 'appened 'oday...

*Darkrai (Barely) grabs onto Alfreda's hair, and claws her in the eye. He then jumps off, getting injured more. The Alfred Duo roll away, screaming. Darkrai is terribly injured*

Darkrai: Owowow... 'Y 'o 'ey exis'...? ...'Elp... *Faints*

Shaydes: GOOD LORD! SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!

Darkrai: *Wakes up* I'm a male. *Faints again*

D-Man: Whatever, spooky.