The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II)

Bobblun: Right. Sorry. *sits down.*

*Meanwhile*

Bender: I don't like your tone of voice, bub. I bet your parents hate you! Anyway, where did you keep the beer? I'm parched.

Suddenly, chains come out of the chair and warp around Bobblun. Meanwhile...
?????: We have no use for beer here.

Bobblun: WUH?! WAIT! What is this?! *struggles* I can't break free!!

Vexen: I'm afraid you're merely another victim who is about to have his heart stolen.

Bobblun: Man, I thought you were nice, but now I think you're a jerk!! I'll get you for this you insane lady! *Blows a giant blue bubble at Vexen, floating her away* Ha! ^_^ Not so smart are ya?

*Meanwhile*

Bender: No beer?!! That's it, I rather just find it! *barges in one of the rooms* Or better yet, steal stuff. *evil chuckle and snags the items*

OOC: Vexen's a guy.

IC:

Vexen freezes the bubble, causing it to drop to the ground and shatter.
Vexen: You were saying?
Meanwhile, the figure puts a lance up to Bender's face.
??????: I suggest you stop it.

Bobblun: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!

*Meanwhile*

Bender: *drops the stolen items* Hey, no cloak dork is telling me what to do or don't!

*The Nobodies appear in front of Bender*

Bender: ASDFASDFSA!! O_O;; *flees and barges in the diner, crashing into Bobblun* Get out of my way, dingbat!!

Bobblun: Not until save me from this madness!!!

Bender: *picks up Bobblun* Whatever. This place sucks anyway.

Bobblun: Wait! I don't know where the exit is!! Find any room that has one!!

*Bender does so, taking Bobblun away*

The Nobodies chase Bender and Bobblun as the figure walks up to Vexen.
Vexen: I'm sure you can take care of things. I have to go see how our little "project" is doing at the Destiny Islands.
??????: Of course.
Vexen leaves the topic as the figure follows Bender and Bobblun with the Nobodies.

Bobblun: *breaks out of the chains and blows bubbles at the Nobodies while riding on Bender's head* You want more of these?!

Bender: That's tellin' them!! Nobody beat a robot and his pet lizard!!

Bobblun: Lizard?! >:C

Bender: Oh, right, bubble blowing lizard.

Bobblun: Close enough.

The figure throws a lance at Bender and Bobblun.

*The two got hit*

Bender: AHH! You scratched my metallic body!! *angry* That's it! You're deadmeat!!

Bobblun: Get me out of here! Fighting can't solve our escaple plan. Let's scram before they'll catch us!!

Bender: Hang on, let me steal one thing. *steals the portrat of Roxas* He he he he he he. *leaves topic with Bobblun*

??????: Blast it all...
The figure heads back to the meeting room.

Demyx drags a tied up Bender into the topic.

Bender: Ah! This brings back memories.

*Bender's flashback shows the time he stole a portrait of Roxas*

Vexen walks up to Demyx and Bender.
Vexen: Ah, good. Now we can find out what happens when you put a heart into a robot...

Bender: Hey! Only geeks can do that, but the chances are that it's going to suck, like your mom!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Vexen freezes Bender's mouth.

Bender: MMPH?!? O_O?!

Vexen: Now then...
Vexen pulls out a heart and puts it inside of Bender.

*Nothing happens yet.. Except he felt something warm in it*

Bender: *smokes coming out of his chest* Hey, you smell something? DAAAAHH! HOT!! HOT!!! IT BURNS MY GEARS!!

Vexen writes something down on a notepad.

Bender: DAMN IT! I'M MELTING!! TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT!! TAKE IT OUT OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE GROIN!!

Vexen takes out the heart.

Bender: Thanks, it was getting DOYAASDFGDHDFG!! *turns into a Heartless* GAAAAAAASP!! HOLY *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!*

Vexen writes something else on the notepad.