The World That Never Was (Kingdom Hearts II)

Bender: AHH! My shiny metal ass is turned into a ghostly shadow ass!!!

Vexen: And it shall stay that way.

Bender: Jerk.

Bender: Hey, even if you want me to steal what you want, I'm hanging out with my buddies whether you like it or not!! *leaves topic*

*Sam and Max drives in the topic*

Sam: Here's where this painting came from. It's obvious that the employee took it from this very place.

Max: And I knew taking directions from some hobos would pay off!

A Nobody jumps in front of the car.

*The police car hit and runs the Nobody*

Max: OUT OF OUR WAY, GRANDMA!!

More Nobodies come.

Max: Some welcoming party. Where's the balloons?! Where's the "pin a tail on the ass?"

Sam: These odd looking fellows are just typical peons who wants to clobber us to obvlion.

Max: This calls for some music! *uses the Magic Drum that makes the Nobodys explode*

Nothing else happens.

*Bender is in front of the duo*

Bender: Hope I get paid alot for stealing these things! *opens his trunk on his chest to reveal over 1,000 Hearts* He he he he he he he he he.

Vexen walks up to Bender.
Vexen: You will not be getting paid whatsoever.

Bender: WHAT?! NO CASH OR CHECK!? NOT EVEN BEER?! YOU SON OF A *BEEP!!* I'LL KICK YOUR *BEEP!* AND I'LL SHOVE MY *BEEP* DOWN YOUR *BEEP!*

Sam: Holy mother of eggnog that went expired days ago!

Max: Do you think what I think it is?

Sam: Sure is, little buddy. He IS the missing employee. And they turned him into a freakshow.

Vexen: Oh, be quiet. The experiment's now over, so...
Vexen fires some sort of beam at Bender, turning him back to normal. He then somehow grabs all of the hearts.
Vexen: Thank you for the hearts.

Bender: Woohoo! My shiny metal ass is back! Ha ha ha ha! *walks away*

Max: Hah! At least that bozo didn't saw us, right?

??????: But I did.
A lance is thrown at Sam and Max.

*Sam and Max dodges*

Sam: I heard of javalen throw, but this is ridiculous.

More lances are thrown.

Max: *gets out a chainsaw and destroys the lances* WHO ELSE WANT SOME?!

Vexen freezes Max in a block of ice.
Vexen: Not me.

Sam: Who would've thought that turning a hyper kenetic rabbity thing into a popcicle would be delishous?

Max: I make their brains explode! *breaks out of the ice* DEATH FROM ABOVE!! *lunges on Vexen.*

Vexen uses his shield thingy to kbock Max back.
Vexen: Now then...
Suddenly, Stafy collides into Vexen from behind.

Sam: *gets out his gun and shoots Vexen* How do you like them apples?

Stafy repeatedly rams Vexen.
Stafy: GIVE BACK STAPY'S HEART!

Bender: Hey! I sold your sister's heart, and this is the thanks I get, even if I'm normal!? Congratulations, Vexen. You can bite my shiny metal ass!! *Punches Vexen and bends his shield.* Ha ha ha!