Jump City (Teen Titans)

Second Voice from same TV Program: I WORK here, Carl! I'm supposed to be narrating this program, but you tied me up and tossed me in the janitor's closet!

Carl: Look, Steve, it's my turn to be the anchorman!! And you can't do anything aobut it.

Steve: Watch me!
Steve punches Carl in the face.

Carl: Oh, you are dead... *punches Steve back.*

Steve tosses Carl against a desk. The "Technical Difficulties" screen appears on every TV tuned to that program.

*Carl punches Steve's face several times, then bite his nose off.*

Steve grabs Carl by the hair and wrenches his head off.

*Even without his head, Carl rips off Steve's unmentionable.*

Steve: *gasp* YOU MADE ME A WOMAN!
Steve shoves plastic explosives into the bleeding stump that was Carl's head. The explosives explode, destroying both anchormen.

Director: CARL! STEVE! YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!

Assistant Director: They're both dead.

Director: So what? They\'re fired.

*Lifty and Shify drives in with the Trophy Cargo. For some reason, they already got a Terra trophy, along with Langston, Muriel, and the Sourceress. They must\'ve stolen the Dark Cannon from an unexpecting Primid out of the topics.*

*Serious Sam arrives*

Serious Sam: Stop the cargo, NOW!

Shifty: HUH!?

Lifty: AYE!!!

*The two speeds up.*

Serious Sam: Looks like we're going to take you down by force.

Assistant Director: Well, they're also on fire, if that means anything.

Shifty: *babbles and throws bombs at Serious Sam, who he dodges*

Serious Sam: I'll destroy you all!!! *Blasts the cargo, but misses.*

Courage runs into the topic and sees Serious Sam fighting Lifty and Shify. He also spots Muriel in her trophy form.

Courage: MURIEL!!!

*Hank rides the Flying Cynder to the Cargo of the Topic, grabs the Sorceress Trophy out of the Cargo. Cynder Tosses the Muriel Trophy to Serious Sam & Courage and Both Cynder and Hank fly out of Topic*

Lifty and Shifty; *arguing at each other*

Serious Sam: OOOF!! Heavy.

*The two raccoons jumps off.*

*Mario, Luigi, Seirous Sam, and Bosco arrived.*

Bosco: I can't thank you enough for taking me back to my store. I hope those annoying munchkin terrorists ain't adding stuff that I didn't order.

Courage: *Runs up to the Muriel trophy.* Huh? *Taps base.*

Muriel: *becomes normal* Oooh.. where am I?

Serious Sam: Ooh! So that's how to make her normal. *Taps on Terra and Langson*

Terra: What just happened..?

Langston: Where am I?!! I bet that Fudgehog was behind--

Serious Sam: No, a bunch of monsters caught you three.

Courage: Yay! *Hugs Muriel.*

Serious Sam: And these rodents take you all!!

Lifty and Shifty: Uh oh!! *Runs away*

Langston: Why those devious little jerkbags!! Come back here! *whips out his butterfly net and chases them.*

*Langston stopped and saw Cinderblock, holding both Lifty and Shifty*

Cinderblock: Grarrghh!! *Squeezes Lifty and Shifty to death*

Langston: YAAAAAAAAIII!! *hops out of the topic.*

*Cinderblock is waiting for the group to do something.*

Serious Sam: Wait.. It expects us to fight?.. *to Courage* GET THE LADY AWAY FROM THE GOLEM!!

Courage: OOOOOO!!!

Courage picks Muriel up and carries her out of the topic.

Mario: Here we go! *jumps and stomps on Cinderblock, but has no effect* WHOA!! He's-a-too hard to be stomped at!

*Cinderblock grabs Mario and throws him at the group.*