Ask Alex

Why won't anyone join my plot?

How can you be both?

Can someone ban me please?

Sen: It would help if I knew which one.
TUZL: Bunnies.
Yuping: There seems to be a cycle of you being banned and coming back.

I only have one plot. >.> But the Chronotron plot.

ABORTION!

So, should stupid teenagers be allowed to keep their childs? Can they handle the truth? Is Link a vampire?

If I was a criminal and I was accused of robbing a school, do you think I would be dumb enough to say this: "I couldn't have robbed the school because at the time of the crime, I was across town robbing the jewelry store." ?


Supposedly some criminal actually said that, but I don't know who would be stupid enough to actually say that.

IceBlade 1: No matter how I answer that question, half the world will say I'm going to burn in hell for my beliefs.
IceBlade 2: You can't HANDLE the truth!
IceBlade 3: He's a werewolf. Didn't you play Twilight Princess?
tuzl: There were stupider criminals.

Have you seen The Dark Knight? Because I haven't. ;_;

you still didn't answer my question, would I be the type of guy to say that? And can you name one example of a stupider criminal?

Sockie: Yes.
*Resists urge to spoil everything.*
TUZL 1: You do keep asking me these questions, so yeah, you would be dumb enough to do that.
TUZL 2: One chick who faked a lottery ticket to try and get $20. The lottery ticket she had without faking one would have won her the jackpot.

Is Step Brothers really such a bad movie?

Haven't seen it. Never will.

Who's the man in your avvy? He doesn't look liek a man.

*Stereotypical Spanish male accent* Aborto: fase DOS!


Is Otacon gay? Or perhaps a girl in disguise? You can tell me, I keep secrets.
On another subject; if you were Kirby who'd you eat?

IB 1: Yes.
IB 2: I don't even know the guy that well!
IB 3: Anyone who asks stupid questions.

EPIC WIN.

With that third answer, are you referring to me?

Duh.

Can I make a Krabby Patty now?

But if Kirby and you ate me, wouldn't you get my powers? And what exactly are my powers?

TUZL 1: IceBlade asked "if I was a Kirby", not "if you and Kirby could eat someone".
TUZL 2: Failure.

THAT DOES IT!! Alex, you have ignored my questions for too long. I must battle you to regain my access to ask questions!! PREPARE YOURSELF, COWARD!!