UAC Research Facilities (DOOM)

The ball of blood splatters on Mercy's suit of armor. It then dawns on the Flesh Wizard why Mercy's armor is red instead of the original white.

Sudden roaring fills the air.

Mercy: What now?

A Pinky Demon suddenly charges from the shadows and tackles Mercy.

It's last words include the word "ROOOOOAR!". One energy shotgun blast to a Pinky Demon's head later, Mercy continues on, getting closer to the nukes that, for no reason, were stored in the facility.

On a nearby terminal is a PDA.

Mercy tries to access the PDA.

Mercy succeeds. On the PDA is a map of the facility, which Mercy uses to run for the nukes.

Three Revenants appear and launch six guided missiles at Mercy.

In an act of Matrix-like skills that won't be seen again (too bad you didn't see it), Mercy dodges the missles and hurls them back at the Revenants, killing them. Mercy then proceeds through the facility, getting outside the nuke room.

Napalm Man enters the topic and walks around, mumbling to himself.

Mercy gets into the nukes room, which, coincidentally, is filled with nuclear missles.

Mercy: Now to launch one of these at a target that few people care about... Canada? No, that would be too obvious...

OOC: What do you expect? I'm American. America was built on anti-Canada jokes.

IC:

Mercy: Wait, I know!
Mercy inputs some coordinates and fires off a nuclear missle.

OOC: I shall have my revenge by having the Russian Guvnor from Grunty Industries return with an American one.

IC:

Napalm Man conviently heads towards the nuke room.

Mercy does not notice, instead viewing on a map the effects of a nuke on parts of Australia.

Napalm Man enters the room, sees Mercy, and quickly hides behind a random computer.

Mercy still does not notice.

Napalm Man just watches Mercy.

Mercy suddenly turns around and sees Napalm Man behind the computer.

Napalm Man: Uh...I CLAIM THIS BASE IN THE NAME OF DOCTOR ALBERT WESKER WILY!
Napalm Man starts shooting Napalm Bombs everywhere.

Mercy suddenly runs up in front of Napalm Man, grabs him/it, and slams him/it against a wall.
Mercy: You fool. This room is filled with nuclear missles. If you blow one up with one of your silly napalm bombs, you're dead.

Napalm Man: So? Dr. Wily can rebuild me.

Mercy: The base will also be blown up, making your mission a failure.

Napalm Man:...Oh, right. So what are you going to do? Just keep holding me here?

Mercy pulls out an energy shotgun and aims it at Napalm Man.