Springfield (The Simpsons)

Selma: I can't believe I have to sit in this stupid tube with the drunk.

Barney: That's professional drunk to you, lady! *BURRRP!!*

The Starmen then attach the tubes to a machine.

Lisa: What are you going to do to us?!

Starman: To be honest, we just like putting people in tubes and hooking them up to machines. But I suppose you'll be put under Lord Giygas' control...

Homer: Gigyas suck!

The collar around Homer's neck electrifies him.

Homer: Ok.. I think Gigyas is too sexy.

Starman:...I *beep* suppose that works.

Homer: Marge, I think we need a superhero.

Duffman: Duffman ain't no superhero, but a mascot!

The F.E.A.R. Point Man arrives in the topic.

Starmen are patrolling the town.

Point Man: ...
The Point Man takes out a shotgun just in case.

A random Starman walks up to the F.E.A.R. Point Man.
Starman: What is *click* your business here? *whirr*

Point Man: Just passing through. What's yours?

Starman: Taking this town *beep* over and making it's citizens *whirr* slaves of the great Universal Cosmic Destroyer.

The Point Man blasts the Starman in the chest with his shotgun.

Bart: Help! Let us out of here!

Milhouse: I'm getting sick in the tube already.

Barney: AND I NEED A BEER!!

Apu: If I die in the tube, I had no choice but to reincarnate.

The Starman falls to the ground, dead. Some other Starmen notice this and walk towards the Point Man.

The Point Man blasts these Starmen, too, making sure to blast one in the legs instead of the chest or head.

The Starmen shot in the head and body all die while the one shot in the legs falls to the ground and struggles to get back up.

The Point Man grabs the Starman and points his shotgun against its head.
Point Man: There are people in tubes here. Tell me how to get them out or I blow your brains out.

Homer: And when I get my hands on that brat, I'll make him eat broccolli!

Starman: Th-there's a button labelled "Open Tubes" on *click* the m-machine they're hooked up to. An-anything else *beep* you need?

Point Man: That'll do just fine.
The Point Man blasts the Starman in the head anyway, then heads to the tube machine and presses the "Open Tubes" button.

The tubes open, but a blast of PK Love suddenly hits the Point Man from behind.