Springfield (The Simpsons)

Homer: *glares at Mani-Mani* Don't you look at me like that you sick son of a solid statue--

Marge: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *lunges on Homer*

Homer: AHH!! MARGE!! It's me, Homer!!

Marge: I KNOW! AND I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!

Bart: O_O Aye caramba!!

The Mani-Mani Statue shoots out a mind-controlling beam at Bart.

Homer: *throws Marge off*

Bart: Hey, what the?! O_o;

Lisa: Dad! The statue!!

Homer: Awww, now you're aftering my family?!

*Lisa drags Homer away from the Mani-Mani statue*

Lisa: Come on! We got get away from that statue!! Oh I knew that statue is nothing but bad news. Don't you know that statue used Mom and Bart?

Homer: I never knew that.

Lisa: We got to save them before they'll destroy Springfield. I mean, do you even know that statue before?

Homer: Uhh..

Lisa: Well?

Homer: It tried to rule the place called Fourside. And I think Gigyas is a big doodiehead.

Lisa: Who is he?

A lightning bolt strikes Homer.

Homer: D'OH!!

Lenny: Hey Homer! Did you just got hit by a lightning bolt?

Homer: Lenny, my true friend, can you do me a favor? There is that crazy statue that is trying to take over the world!!

*Lenny laughs at Homer.*

Lenny: Why? Is he giving you nightmares? Ho ho ho! Boy, I knew you were drunk all along.

The Mani-Mani Statue appears behind Lenny.

Lisa: Look out behind you!!

Lenny: Huh? *sees the statue* What the?

*Homer and Lisa fled*

Lenny: YIKES!! *Flees*

The Mani-Mani Statue vanishes.

Homer: *hides in the power plant with Lisa.* Whew. I think we lost him.

The Mani-Mani Statue reappears in front of Homer and Lisa.

Homer: D'OH!!!

Lisa: There's no way we can escape, Dad!-- Dad? What are you doing?

*Homer throws the Mani-Mani statue into the radioactive waste.*

Lisa: Wait! You're making things worse!!

Homer: I don't care!! Gigyas can kiss my hairy yellow butt is all I care!!

*Mr. Burns and Smithers spotted Homer.*

Mr. Burns: ...*eye twitches* Smithers, who is that idiot who throws a chemical indused statue in the waste?

Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, one of our safety insepctors.

Mr. Burns: Simpson, give me a good reason why you throw that piece of junk in the waste?

Homer: I was uh....

Mr. Burns: Ooh.. I get it. You're trying to create a threatening message to my competitors. I'm pleased for what you're doing. Perhaps you're not so useless after all.

Homer: Oh! Gee, heh heh heh! Does that mean I get a raise?

...

Mr. Burns: Release the hounds..

*Homer and Lisa are being chased by Mr. Burns' hounds.*

The Mani-Mani Statue teleports back to the Simpsons' house.

*Cosmo finally wakes up and leaves topic*

Homer: Ah, finally we got rid of that statue. *walks back to his house with Lisa, but was annoyed at Mani-Mani.* HEY!! How did you get here?!

Lisa: That statue can teleport.

Homer: AWWW!! What are we going to do?! Hire a professional?!

The Mani-Mani Statue stays where it is.

OOC: Where is Ness?

*Marge and Bart chases Lisa and Homer out of the house.*

Homer: AAAAHHHHH!!! Not again!! Oh I wish we need a physic person to get rid of that statue!!

Lisa: *stops* That's it! We need someone who can exercise that statue.

*Milhouse sees Lisa.*

Milhouse: Hi Lisa. You want to go out with me if you have--

Lisa: No. I'm having some serious trouble already.

Milhouse: But you still want--

Lisa: It's not a good time!!

Milhouse: IT'S NEVER A GOOD TIME!! *sobs*

OOC: Coppertropolis. There's going to bo no need for his help, though.

IC:

Mani-Mani Statue: Now that I'm done tormenting you, I'll take my leave.
The Mani-Mani Statue teleports out of the topic.

*Marge and Bart returned to normal.*

Marge: What just happened?

Bart: I think I got a headache..

*Homer and Lisa returned.*

Marge: Homer! Thank goodness you came back.

Homer: Huh? Where's the statue?

Marge: What statue? Oh, that demonic statue? I think it has vanished into a different location. By the way, where have you been?

Lisa: Dad had a long day.

Homer: Yeah, it's about that creepy woman who is isolated in her own bedroom and she just killed a butler and held a girl hostage. By the way, I wonder what happened to Maria?

Marge: Who is Maria?

Homer: A new friend I have met. But I'm glad that she's gonna be safe after all the mumbo-jumbo.