Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Phil R. isn't doing anything interesting*

General: WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND HERE?! GET THE DAMN TONIC! *Signs off.*

Phil R.: You should probably listen to him.

*The pidgeon hangs up. Agent Ed sees the pidgeon and kicks it away. Killer tomatoes and Daleks-- DALEKS?! WHAT ARE THEY--*

Daleks: EXTERMINATE!!!

Ed: You're kidding me! They are not from the tonic!!

Daleks: DAMN STRAIGHT!! *zaps Ed as he dodges.*

*Dark just keeps attacking*

*Makoto continues to shoot Dark.*

Makoto: Hold still so I can shoot you!!!!

Thanato's Voice in Dark's head: That's enough damage for one day, my apprentice.

Mr. Blik: It's not worth it!! EVERYTHING IS TOO DANGEROUS!! Grimace's lair is bad enough!! Gordon, we're going home.

Gordon: But what about Se--

Mr. Blik: Screw Saionji! Kotonoha is more hotter and she rather date Makoto for the sake of her life We're going back. I rather mop the floors at his place. *sighs* On the bright side, you haven't been using that inhaler Waffle gave you.

Gordon: ...You're right! *throws the inhaler away.* And at least we spend our time together. But don't tell your enslaved friends that you found me.

Waffle: *sad* I'm-- I'm-- I'm gonna miss you, Gordon!!

*Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik sobs together.*

Mr. Blik: I wish there was an antidote so someone can FIX US!!!! *leaves with Waffle.*

Gordon: Aye, if only there was a way to get an antidote... But alas, I am not worthy enough to obtain--

*Sekai raises her Dark Butcher Knife on Gordon*

Gordon: AAAAHHHH!!!

*Makoto ran out of ammo. He grabs Jebediah Statue's head and bashes Sekai with it, knocking her out of Dark's control.*

Gordon: Makoto, you saved my life!! By the way, is she--

Makoto: The people in Springfield was right... Sekai tried to kill me--

Gordon: But what about saving her?

Makoto: I did save her, but killing me last time was way off. She could've told me that she was... Oh you don't want to know.

Gordon: What? Is she trying to tell you something?

Makoto: Yes.

Gordon: What?

Makoto: .......She was... umm...... Let's just say that when a male and a female get together in a private room and they're doing something like they did in Discovery Channel. After that, the female has something--

Gordon: She was pregnant? *angry* And you did this to her?!

Makoto: Uh... Well... yes..

Gordon: How could you do this to her?!! You just shamed your friend because of this. You even shamed her.

*After talking about recaps.*

Makoto: And that's what happened.

Gordon: ......................................I.. have no comment on this one. That was your fault.

Makoto: .... I'm terrible, aren't I?

*Qwark notices Sekai*
Qwark : *Girly scream* ''Don't hurt me!''

Makoto: It's ok! It's ok! She's out cold. I'm sorry if she was trying to kill you. She wasn't always like that!

Gordon: *sees Captain Qwark and finally regonizes him* Oh ho!! Is that who I think it is?!

Qwark : ''Hmm, who are you?''

Gordon: Gordon Quid of the Highland Quid Clan. I heard about you since I was playing that one video game when you were fighting space aliens.

Makoto: ....You play video games?

*Qwark gets a heroic smile on his face.*
Qwark : ''Yes ofcourse. It's me, Captain Qwark, the defender of Solana galaxy!''

Gordon: Boy I wish I could part of your mighty crew.

Qwark : ''Well it's your lucky day, I'm recruiting Cadets for my crew.''

Gordon: (Well at least it has nothing to do with the Grimace Gas.) I shall accept to join your crew.

Makoto: But what am I suppose to do with her? Wake her up?

Qwark : *ignoring Makoto* ''Great, your work will begin instantly!''

Makoto: *annoyed* HEY!!

Gordon: Alright then. What's my first task?

Qwark : ''Go fetch me some chicken.''

Gordon: Chickens? Alright, I'll get some.

*So Gordon goes over to Cletus's house.*

Cletus: So you want some of my chickens? Hyuk! For a city cat, you sure need them badly. *gives Gordon 5 chickens.*

*Gordon returns to Qwark with 5 chickens.*

Makoto: FIVE CHICKENS?! That guy is a fraud--

*Sekai wakes up*

Qwark : ''Great, now cook the chickens!''

*Gordon does so. Now the chickens are chicken sandwich, roast chicken, chicken kabob, chicken nuggets, and even country fried chicken.*

Qwark : ''Great work cadet!'' *Qwark eats all of the chicken meals.*

Gordon: (Boy, that was too easy.) Best if you can take me to your place.

*At this point Qwark started sweating, he didn't have a home or any cash with him*
Qwark : ''Uuh, maybe later Cadet.

Gordon: Alright then.

Makoto: Look.. we.. have to go back. So I'll... see you later.

Gordon: And don't tell Grimace that you were with me, the ungassed.

Makoto: ....Is that even a word?

Gordon: Well.. umm..... No. Just made that up.

Makoto: *rolls eyes* *gets Sekai up* Well, so long. *leaves the topic with Sekai.*

Gordon: And don't worry, Lad!! One day, somebody will find the antidote to save you and your friends!!! And put an end to Grimace's schemes once--

*A TV from the TV Store is showing.*

TV: All hope is lost for the G.U.N. Headquarters as the Happy Family succeeds the takeover. But some members of the Happy Family did not participate of all this. We have recieved from an undercover spy who is disguised as a Mad Doctor. Here are their pictures.

Mugshots:
Makoto
Sekai
Crunch
Hazel-Naut
Karasz Jr
Mr. Blik
Waffle
The Chumpy Chumps

TV: Rumors say that they were trying to control themselves by resisting their bodies from killing nearby people, able to control their emotions such as sadness, fear, and anger, and will try to regain their memories of someone they know and love. However, their advanced speed, dexterity, and strength may come in handy even though they're crazy. Stay tuned as we continue to bring you the next update of the Grimace Saga. *signs off*

Gordon: Well I hope somebody got the message because it's too risky to stop him. Anyway--

*Incoming Killer Tomatoes and Carrots are approaching*

Gordon: GREAT GOPHER, THESE VEGETABLES ARE TAINTED!