Gruntilda's Lair (Banjo-Kazooie)

The lair that Gruntilda the witch obviously lives in. This place is huge and has entrances to other places all over the world.

Dingpot appears in a room, asleep, while Klungo carries Gruntilda's skeletal head into the lair.
Gruntidla: A long time Banjo Threeie is taking, if I don't do anything soon, I'll have to take up baking!
Klungo: That really make no ssssssssenssssssse, Missssstressss.
Grunty: Oh shut up, or you'll finding yourself being a pup!
Klungo:...Never mind, Misssssstressss.

*Cheato is in the lair.*

Cheato: I wonder how Banjo and Kazooie are doing? Perhaps eventually that their new adventure will start soon.

Meanwhile, Klungo gets an idea and puts Grunty's head on...a coat tree.
Klungo: It better than nothing, right?
Grunty: I swear that I'll crush you with a giant pear!

Scientist Gruntling: Excuse me your nastiness, but I have created a new body for you. It's called the Master Hag 2500. It has equipped with a powerful iron body, with dark magic arm cannons, and it's capable of flying. It's going to be yours until you have a brand new body.

Grunty: Then bring it in here, so I can use it and strike fear!

*The Gruntling does so.*

Klungo takes Grunty's head off of the coat tree and puts it on the Master Hag 2500.

*The Master Hag 2500 is now on Grunty's control.*

Grunty: EEYAHAHAHA! Now that I have a brand new body, it's time to punish Banjo and Kazooie for being so naughty!

Gruntling: I guarentee you, it's flawless.

Grunty: It better be, or you'll find yourself being a tree!
Grunty leaves the topic.

Grunty re-enters the topic, holding Tooty.
Grunty: KLUNGO!
Klungo: Yesssssss, missssstressss?
Grunty: Prepare the Brain-O-Swappo!
Klungo: Erm...we no have "Brain-O-Ssssssswappo."
Grunty: THEN MAKE ONE!
Klungo: Yesssss, misssstresss...
Klungo starts working on a Brain-O-Swappo, then suddenly stops.
Klungo: Wait, how come you not rhyming, missssstressss?
Grunty: I cannot rhyme, as that bird and bear will soon be here, and we don't have much time!
Klungo: In other wordsssss, author too lazy to come up with rhymesssss.
Grunty: I suppose you could say that. Now get back to work before I turn you into a bat!
Klungo starts doing so.

Tooty: Banjo, Kazooie, where ever you are, get me out of here!

*Unlike the original Banjo-Kazooie games, the CCRPG forum has 50 Jiggies to collect. The minimum requirements of the Gruntilda battle is 35 Jiggies.*

Banjo and Kazooie enter the topic.

*Kunari and Akira arrives as well.*

Banjo: Well, we better start looking for Jiggies...

Kunari: What are Jiggies? I never heard of them before.

OOC: Uh...Zarenta isn't there. I'll assume you meant Kunari or Akira.

IC:

Banjo: They're like pieces of a puzzle that open doors to different parts of the world. They'll also allow us to progress through here.

Akira: So they're like magical jigsaws? Nice.

Kunari: Where do you want us to go first--

*The Hoodstormer appear holding the Jiggy.*

Kazooie: Well, we could go beat up that...thing who's holding a Jiggy...

*The Hoodblasters appear as Andre appears behind the enterence to Mumbo's Mountain*

Andre: HA HA HA HA!! The Hoodlums has struck again! Only this time we're taking the Jigsaws as part of our collection!! HA HA HA HA HA!! *runs into Mumbo's Mountain, thus leaving the topic.*

*THe Hoodblasters shoot Banjo*

Kunari: I'll take on the left. *smashes it with his Stunner.*

Banjo rolls into one of the Hoodblasters.

*The two defeated Hoodlums become Black Lums and flies away. The Hoodstormer blasts Banjo with his shotgun.*