Witchyworld (Banjo-Tooie)

Banjo gets up.
Banjo: Uh...sorry about crushing you guys.

Kunari: No worries.

Akira: Our health insurance covers this.

*Nutty arrives and sees the popcorn machine*

Nutty: AaaaaaaHH!! HE HE HE H HA HA HA!! *Runs to the machine.*

The popcorn machine comes to life and devours Nutty while Big Al and Salty Joe appear in their respective stands. Meanwhile...
Kazooie: Good, because we're in no position to be sued!
Banjo: Anyway, we should probably get back to Jiggy hunting.

Kunari: Right on. *follows Banjo.*

Banjo walks over to the Inferno.

*So does the two.*

Banjo: Hmm...the Cave of Horrors is always a nice place to visit! Of course, we'll have to get through the Haunted Cavern first.
Banjo enters the Haunted Cavern.

*Kunari and Akira enters as well. Boos are in the cavern as they are start following the three.*

Kazooie pops out of Banjo's backpack and turns around.

*The Boo stops and shield their faces, despite of their bashfulness.*

Kazooie: Guys, there are some ghost stalkers following us.

Kunari: I think this is part of the attraction.

Banjo: They weren't here last time. But oh well.
Banjo enters the Cave of Horrors. Various species from various video games are in the cages here.

Kunari: O_O; Oh my god, what is this?!

Akira: It's more like a prison for the creatures that they didn't commit... or some kind of showcase.

Kazooie: Well, at least we get to watch them in their cages for free!
Banjo then notices what appears to be Mumbo Jumbo in a cage.
Banjo: MUMBO!
Banjo runs up to the cage.
Banjo: Mumbo, what happened?
Mumbo?: Mumbo captured by carnival owners while in ninja village. Put in smelly cage.
Kazooie: We'll get you out, skull boy! For a Jiggy, that is.
Banjo: KAZOOIE!
Kazooie: FINE! We'll do it for free!
Kazooie spits out a Grenade Egg at the cage door's lock, destroying it. Mumbo? then walks out.

*Kunari and Akira looked at each other, in a suspicious way.*

Kunari: *whispers to Akira* Something's not right here... How can Mumbo be here if he's at the village?

Akira: We'll have to play along just to make sure.

Mumbo? turns to Kunari and Akira.
Mumbo?: Mumbo said that Mumbo kidnapped from village.
Banjo: Wait, how did you hear them whispering?
Mumbo?: My hearing is enhanced thanks to my robotic par-erm...Mumbo mean Mumbo have good hearing.

Kunari: I believe you were at the hospital where you were getting your ear enhanced.

Mumbo?: Mumbo say nothing about enhancing. Mumbo just have good hearing.

Akira: Ooh.. Alright. Should we continue to find more Jiggies?

Banjo: Su-
Suddenly, Mumbo? blasts Banjo with his staff, knocking him into a wall.
Banjo: OOF!
Banjo gets back up.
Banjo: Mumbo, why did you do that?
Kazooie: I think his screws are loose!
Mumbo?: You puny, insignificant fleshy fools! Haven't you figured it out by now? It is I...
Mumbo? suddenly rips off his "skin", revealing metal underneath.
Mumbo?: MINGY JONGO!

Kunari: I knew there was something suspicious about him!! *pulls out his morning star* You'll pay for that, scrapmetal!

Mingy bashes Kunari over the head with his staff.

Akira: Kunari!! *Gets him up; throws ninja stars at Mingy*

Mingy teleports out of the way and appears behind Akira. He then shoots an energy ball at him.